Scary Movie 5 gets a trailer and A Haunted House has a holiday TV spot

Posted 13 years ago

Marketing for SCARY MOVIE 5 and A HAUNTED HOUSE is ramping up, which means we’ve finally got a trailer for the former and a holiday themed TV spot for the latter. I’ve put them back to back so you can...

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The trailer for Scary Movie 5 is the final nail in that franchise’s coffin

Posted 13 years ago

Because you have all been clamoring for it, the trailer for SCARY MOVIE 5 is finally here! Despite seven years since the fourth film, someone still thought it was a good idea to make another spoof of the horror genre...

This retro trailer for The Canyons gives us little hope for a quality movie

Posted 13 years ago

When the previous teaser for THE CANYONS was released in October, we were confused by how utterly bad it looked. This new teaser gives us a look at some more footage, this time cut in the style of a 1950s...

What did I just watch?: The trailer for The Canyons featuring Lindsay Lohan and porn star, James Deen

Posted 14 years ago

They say not to judge a book by its teaser trailer, but it sort of lends me to do otherwise. A teaser for Bret Easton Ellis’ THE CANYONS has arrived. Aside from wondering what method of acting Lindsay Lohan is...

The trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick is one of the worst things you will ever see

Posted 14 years ago

Lindsay Lohan may be a punching bag for the media, but she doesn’t make it hard for us. She had such promise as an actress, but now she looks like a wax sculpture of herself come to life. Between SCARY...

The first image from Scary Movie 5 is a meeting of PR car wrecks

Posted 14 years ago

I am pretty sure the world stopped caring about SCARY MOVIE after the second one, but here we are talking about SCARY MOVIE 5. At this point, the buzz for the spoof is more about Lindsay Lohan and whether she...

Did Lindsay Lohan try to get out of Scary Movie 5?

Posted 14 years ago

It’s not like we were begging for another sequel to the SCARY MOVIE franchise, but that’s not stopping Hollywood from churning one out.  And why shouldn’t they?  They’re relatively cheap to make with B-list stars and cheesy effects and the...

Teaser trailer for Paul Schrader and Bret Easton Ellis’ The Canyons is definitely a tease

Posted 14 years ago

Two powerhouse talents, director Paul Schrader (AFFLICTION, LIGHT SLEEPER) and author Bret Easton Ellis (AMERICAN PSYCHO, THE RULES OF ATTRACTION), are currently filming Ellis’ original script for THE CANYONS, starring Lindsay Lohan and male porn star James Deen.  Today, they’ve...