Bay blows shit way up

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by: Omar Aviles Mar. 15, 2007

Michael Bay Michael Bay has unquestionably refined the art of blowing shit up to near perfection. And it seems the years spent honing the shit-destroying craft have all been leading up to an upcoming film where he'll be required to blow shit up on an unparalleled scale. If he's to even survive this experience, he'll have to draw upon every single facet of his training in blowing shit way the f*ck up. According to the TMZ, he's looking to produce and possibly direct an adaptation of Whitley Strieber's upcoming novel, "2012: The War for Souls". Many sources, including the Mayans, Nostradamus, and Roman Catholic Saint Malachy, believe 2012 is a turning point in humanity where the world ends in some extremely destructive way and if the Mayans are to be believed, we enter a new state of consciousness. This isn't some pansy-ass DAY AFTER TOMORROW type blowing shit up, this is epic consciousness-altering, soul-obliterating shit destruction. And Bay is quite possibly the only director who can pull it off.

Source: TMZ

Extra Tidbit: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3 scribes Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci may write the script.

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Sinaz
3:06PM on 03/16/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
How about...
...they release it Dec21 2012 and we can all go to opening night and watch a movie about the end of the world while the world is ending!
...they release it Dec21 2012 and we can all go to opening night and watch a movie about the end of the world while the world is ending!
 
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adamjohnson
11:39AM on 03/16/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Guh
Unless the entire planet explodes in the first 5 minutes Michael Bay is the perfectly WRONG director to help us all find a new consciousness. I'm not even sure he's conscious most of the day as it is.
MB should stick to lame, pedestrian, infantile concepts like Bad Boys 2, and leave interesting, and possibly compelling concepts like the Island who actually knows what the hell they're do...
Unless the entire planet explodes in the first 5 minutes Michael Bay is the perfectly WRONG director to help us all find a new consciousness. I'm not even sure he's conscious most of the day as it is.
MB should stick to lame, pedestrian, infantile concepts like Bad Boys 2, and leave interesting, and possibly compelling concepts like the Island who actually knows what the hell they're doing.
 
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Beatowner
1:11AM on 03/16/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
"Michael Bay has unquestionably refined the art of blowing shit up to near perfection."

That might be one of the best, and most true sentences you have ever written for JoBlo, Omar.

The sentence that follows it is almost as great.
"Michael Bay has unquestionably refined the art of blowing shit up to near perfection."

That might be one of the best, and most true sentences you have ever written for JoBlo, Omar.

The sentence that follows it is almost as great.