KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS - January 19, 2010
That's right bitches, it's mothaf*ckin' William Shatner in the house, fighting not just one spider, not just two spiders, but an entire kingdom of spiders!!! Only Shatner and his giant burning dong can save the day from all these damn, dirty spiders. This job smells of so much awesomeness that I can't even believe I've never seen it before. Prepare to get Shatnified this January.
COCK HAMMER - January 12th
Introducing the winning entry for this week's WTF DVD of the Week! Is it a giant cock? Is it a giant Hammer? Oh no! It's a giant COCK HAMMER! That's right fools, sanity is for sissies in this giant cock-like hammer-filled horror flick that puts the f*ck in WTF. I don't even know where to begin with this tub of butter, looking like a sickly / overweight reject from ALIEN NATION. And that's being kind. COCK HAMMER, you really are the WTF find of the week!
THE CURSE OF THE CRYING WOMAN - November 24th
The original title was called THE CURSE OF THE WOMAN, but they needed to spice it up a bit, so they threw in the one aspect that every chick has, and one that has been sending chills down men's spines for generations. CRYING. As in, THE CURSE OF THE CRYING WOMAN! See, I'm already terrified of this movie based on the title alone. Get ready to get cursed just in time for Thanksgiving.
LITTLE RED DEVIL – December 1st – Because it stars the one and only Daniel Baldwin! And Dee Wallace Stone!
HORROR THEATER – December 22nd – Because this cover loos promising enough, and a triple feature always spells fun in my book.
RARE FLIX TRIPLE FEATURE - November 24th – Because one of these flicks is called CENTERFOLDS FROM HELL. What's not to love?
That's all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (email@example.com ) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!