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Check out the trailer for Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

We are less than two weeks away from the premiere of the new SHARKNADO movie on SyFy called SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING , and so far we have shared a teaser and a poster (which you can check out below). It was only a matter of time before we had a trailer and that day has come. The trailer for the fifth outing of Sharks vs Landmarks is a quick 51 seconds long, and the end of...
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House Shark trailer features Jaws in the toilet

You're gonna need a bigger house... The new trailer for the horror-comedy HOUSE SHARK has just hit the webs and, my goodness, it is a delight. Basically, the plot is, and stick with me here, there is a shark. In a house. Pretty clever, huh? I dig the hell out of it. The JAWS in question is actually, it seems, more prone to sticking to the bathroom - but does venture,...
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Sharknado 5: Global Swarming poster features sharks and landmarks

The SHARKNADO movies don't much appeal to me. That's kind of a lame thing for me to say considering that I haven't seen a single one of the films, but all the same, the premises don't do much to float my boat. I'm willing to give the series a shot if someone out there tells me I'm really missing out. Anyone? Hello? Guys? What, nobody? Okay then. All jokes...
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Jason Statham says MEG is Jurassic Park meets Jaws

I love killer shark movies. No I have not seen, nor will I see, any of those SHARKNADO flicks, but I'm talking about JAWS , JAWS 2 (the teen slasher of killer animal flicks), hell, I even love JAWS 3D on occasion. THE SHALLOWS was much more badass than I thought it was going to be too while we're on the subject. With all of this in mind, I am looking forward to...
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Shark-Thriller Cage Dive swims to a summer release

You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Shark's in the water. Talk about a killer premise. Imagine being trapped in a shark-diving cage, surrounded by viscous, hungry-for-human-meat sharks. As scary (as fu*k) as that sounds, the situation would never happen to me, because a) the ocean can kiss my ass, and b) if I ever did, by some miracle of hell, find myself inside...
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Horror Movie Hotties: The Shallows (2016)

You have to admit THE SHALLOWS (which was just released on Blu-ray ) was a pretty solid concept for a film about captivity. Typically, movies about being "stuck" in one location often take place indoors in order to achieve that feeling of isolation. On the other hand, THE SHALLOWS is set on a grogeous beach in Mexico (though it was actually shot in Australia). And...
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The Test of Time: Jaws (1975)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see? So…the point of this column is to determine how a film holds up for a modern horror audience, to see if it stands the Test of...
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Horror Movie Hotties: 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

There's no telling just yet whether or not THE SHALLOWS should be classified as a straight-up "monster flick" or a suspenseful survivor story with horror elements. One thing is for sure, though: a big, scary shark is involved.  That's enough info to catch the attention of those of us who hate the ocean with a passion. However, there's obviously been an...
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Horror Movie Hotties: Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Large sums of people are itching to see  JURASSIC WORLD  this weekend, bringing along their Jurassic Smash Blizzards® and Barbasol shaving cream cans. With all this anticipation, I felt obligated to search for a nice "hot" clip from a film involving DNA-altered dinosaurs. Sadly, I had no such luck, so I've decided to with the next best thing:...
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Dissecting Jaws The Franchise!

JAWS THE FRANCHISE! Well I'll be damned! Can you believe this June marks the 40th anniversary of not just one of the best movies ever made, but the inaugural Hollywood blockbuster? That's correct y'all, June 20th means JAWS turns 40! Crazy. But you know what's even harder to comprehend than that, at least in our opinions? It's that, due to the woefully atrocious but...
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Sony takes Tony Jaswinski's shark spec script In The Deep

Why is it so hard to make a good shark movie? Notice I said ' good '. Almost any film with sharks can be entertaining, including so-bad-they're-fun flicks like SHARKNADO or SHARK NIGHT, but that doesn't mean those films are ' good '. It's even more rare for a film with a shark antagonist to be great , à la JAWS. I want to see another film that...
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The F*ckin Black Sheep: Jaws 2 (1978)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will promote constructive and geek fueled discussion. Dig in! Jaws 2 (1978) Directed by Jeannot Szwarc "Jaws 2 is a...
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