Ace Ventura 3. SIGH. | Movie News

If they make this shit i'm not seeing it. I'm surprised Jim carrey hasn't commented on how bad sequels to his films are. What's next Liar Liar 2 or a Cable Guy 2

Yep. The Apocalypse is at hand. This is one of those "unspoken" cataclysmic events that has been kept secret, and that this kid is, in fact, the Antichrist. And the people who actually bought into this idea are his minions. 'Nuff said.

They really shouldn't be encouraging this kid into thinking he'll be remembered in any fashion but sparingly as nothing more then that one fat kid who wasn't cute, charming, or talented.

Jerry Weintraub is either senile or fucks little boys, because I see no other reasons why I know this kid exists.

just say no...the kid who did jim carrey as a youth in the horrible dumb and dumberer (and i was dumb enough to see it)at least looked and acted the part quite well, but ace as a kid? puh-lese, no, give carrey the cash to do a third movie where he talks out of his ass, and save us from another 23. we make them stars based on characters we love, then they become "serious thespians" and we lose out on what we liked in the first place. i'm boycotting this effective immediately.

You'd think that with them losing over 50 million dollars on the Son of the Mask that they wouldn't even attempt this... Especially considering that Nancy Drew and License to Wed really haven't made sh*t either... This really shows that Hollywood has run out of new ideas or atleast New Line has...

Please take up smoking and accidentally set every reel of this garbage on fire. Never let it gross a cent, I beg of you.

God what a horrible idea. I wonder if the kid is going to to say "La-hooo, La-zeeer" in the movie, and ace's other catch phrase lines.

What in the goddamn fucking hell is this fat kid doing in Ace Ventura movie? why the fuck is New Line making themselves look worse and worse, and worse. I hope they fucking bankrupt themselves.

The question: how come Ace Ventura has such a hideous kid? I mean, look at the picture. My God, give Carrey wisdom not to make a cameo appearence in this crap.

...and the studios have reached a new low, don't they ever learn?

This is terrible news and it ruined my day....

I have never commented before, mostly due to apathy, but this absolutely infuriates me. Nothing angers me more about movies than when my favorite movie franchises get destroyed. Alien vs. Predator probably takes the cake for singlehandedly ruining two. I didn't care about the Son of the Mask because i never cared about the first one. I'm still pretending that Dumb and Dumberer was never actually filmed.
And it gets worse. Because people are actually going to SEE that movie. Between this and those goddamn Directv commercials where they ruin classic movies, I'm wondering whether or not I should even give a **** about movies anymore.

Heaven help us.

Movies are going straight to hell in a handbasket. Isn't there anything we can do to stop it?

PEOPLE!!!! STOP PAYING MONEY TO SEE CRAP!!!! Then maybe they'll stop dishing it out!

Of course, I figure most people on this site have sense enough to avoid a THING like this. But we've got to start spreading the word, paying for garbage like this only perpetuates it.

Sure, sometimes you can go to see a rotten movie all unsuspecting. But it is so PAINFULLY obvious that this will be crap! There should be NO ONE getting fooled by this.

See, someone out there thinks this... this... WRETCHED FILTH of a sequel is a good idea. Someone is investing money into filming this! Whoever that is, who is spending money in such a reckless and downright dangerous fashion, doesn't deserve to have money! We need to do everything we can to make sure they don't get a return on an investment like this. They have to be stopped, people!!

How long must this go on? I'm gonna go cry now.

I'm not surprised. If there's anything I've learned from working in a video store, it's that people will watch absolutely ANYTHING.

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More than likely it'll go direct to video, as that seems to be the new trend lately with these really unnecessary sequels (Speed 3). So at least it won't be stinking up the theater. That kid is beyond the point of creepy, I actually had a nightmare with him and Robin Williams chasing me down a long corridor trying to get me to watch 'Jack' with them. Awful, scarring dream.

If I had a gun at this moment, I would shoot myself in the foot so I couldn't be drafted into seeing this movie by my retarded friends.

Your 'douche chills" phrase links to an ad about Robin Williams. There's one to wrap your head around.

Edit... oh, now it's not anymore. Apparently that was just my own thing.

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