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03.11.2008
There was a time when I was obsessed with Jean-Claude Van Damme, when I would go to sleep mumbling 'go for the gut... he's soft there...', when my sole ambition in life was to do the splits across two chairs. But alas, he fell from grace and the void he left in my life was filled up by others who couldn't do the splits across two household appliances, but who could still whip some ass, and who could speak English without hemorrhaging. Now though, we've gotten this trailer for his new 'film', JCVD, and guess what? It looks absolutely brilliant. Check it out in our video section, by clicking BELOW!





Thanks to Co Hesie for the tip!
Extra Tidbit: Van Damme has gone through wives like nobody's business, having been married five times so far!
Source: JoBlo.com

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4:14PM on 04/03/2008

Best trailer of the year so far

Other movies might be far more anticipated, but a new Van Damme film is a far, far tougher sale than, for example, the return of Indiana Jones or something. That everyone I've showed this trailer to is now bugging me for info on any American release for the film speaks volumes about the quality of this trailer and hopefully the film as well. I can't wait for this to come out.
Other movies might be far more anticipated, but a new Van Damme film is a far, far tougher sale than, for example, the return of Indiana Jones or something. That everyone I've showed this trailer to is now bugging me for info on any American release for the film speaks volumes about the quality of this trailer and hopefully the film as well. I can't wait for this to come out.
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2:27AM on 03/12/2008
This movie looks really great. Consider me excited.
This movie looks really great. Consider me excited.
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8:32PM on 03/11/2008
wow. i did not expect to like that at all. it looks good though. he should speak french more often cause he sounds like a moron in english.
wow. i did not expect to like that at all. it looks good though. he should speak french more often cause he sounds like a moron in english.
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6:56PM on 03/11/2008
this movie looks very good actually.
this movie looks very good actually.
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6:47PM on 03/11/2008

Hey!

This actually looks good for a Van Damme movie. It seems to have him addressing his career and the fact that he's getting older which is pretty interesting (especially considering Live Free or Die Hard and the new Indiana Jones). I'll probably make an effort to see this when it hits DVD.
This actually looks good for a Van Damme movie. It seems to have him addressing his career and the fact that he's getting older which is pretty interesting (especially considering Live Free or Die Hard and the new Indiana Jones). I'll probably make an effort to see this when it hits DVD.
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2:51PM on 03/11/2008

good move!

great stuff and clever marketing/career move.....!
great stuff and clever marketing/career move.....!
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2:03PM on 03/11/2008
I've never been a fan of his at all, expect for maybe liking Timecop whenever I got it on video and that certainly wasn't because of him. I've pretty much lumped him in with Steven Seagal as being death to cinema (although at least Seagal had Under Siege, and maybe one other decent one).
Regardless, I'm shocked I actually want to see this. Feels like something Donald Kaufman would write. Heh.
I've never been a fan of his at all, expect for maybe liking Timecop whenever I got it on video and that certainly wasn't because of him. I've pretty much lumped him in with Steven Seagal as being death to cinema (although at least Seagal had Under Siege, and maybe one other decent one).
Regardless, I'm shocked I actually want to see this. Feels like something Donald Kaufman would write. Heh.
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1:46PM on 03/11/2008

Ah!

This movie reeks of feces and bodily waste. Van Damaged is the tool of tools. Soon we will be seeing a Steven Seagal biopic "SS" and a Chuck Norris biopic "CN". Just D list trash.
This movie reeks of feces and bodily waste. Van Damaged is the tool of tools. Soon we will be seeing a Steven Seagal biopic "SS" and a Chuck Norris biopic "CN". Just D list trash.
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1:15PM on 03/11/2008
Same here, no JCVD love in years since Sudden Death i believe. But the tone of this one, half documentary/half fiction seems like a pretty good idea.
Same here, no JCVD love in years since Sudden Death i believe. But the tone of this one, half documentary/half fiction seems like a pretty good idea.
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1:08PM on 03/11/2008

Um... Wow.

I don't think I've seen a JCVD film since I walked out of "Knock Off" which is, to this day, probably the only film I've ever walked out of in the theater... That said, "Time Cop" is pretty f'in cool... plus we got the benefit of Mia Sara's cans in that one.

Anyway, all of that is to say that, while I have no idea what this movie is actually supposed to be about, I think it looks fun - something a Van Damme film hasn't looked in years.
I don't think I've seen a JCVD film since I walked out of "Knock Off" which is, to this day, probably the only film I've ever walked out of in the theater... That said, "Time Cop" is pretty f'in cool... plus we got the benefit of Mia Sara's cans in that one.

Anyway, all of that is to say that, while I have no idea what this movie is actually supposed to be about, I think it looks fun - something a Van Damme film hasn't looked in years.
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