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08.16.2013by: Alex Maidy

Top 10 Best Profanity Filled Movies (NSFW Video Edition!)

The first KICK ASS made waves for loads of violence and a potty mouth from the pint-sized Hit Girl. The aequel opening today is sure to be chock full of the same creetive swearing from the bevvy of real-life superheroes. In honor of this foul language flick, here are the ten best movies that are full of profanity. Remember, these videos are NSFW, so proceed with caution. If your favorite f*cking film didn't make the list, then go f*ck yourself with your f*cking c*ck and list your picks in the Talk Back below.

#10 - SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER, AND UNCUT

After years of shocking Comedy Central viewers with cartoon kids spewing bleeped curse words, the big screen musical from Trey Parker and Matt Stone did away with censors and unleashed one of the most profane movies ever. F*cking hilarious and just plain wrong, SOUTH PARK still found ways to shock us all and still make a damn good movie at the same time.

#9 - THE DEPARTED

Martin Scorsese has made a career out of showing us the f*cking natural speaking habits of the North American Male. From GOODFELLAS to CASINO and even GANGS OF NEW YORK, Uncle Marty has included a wide array of f*cks in his dialogue. THE DEPARTED may not have as many memorable swearing scenes, but it was certainly chock full of four letter words.

#8 - MADE

When Vince Vaughn goes uncensored it is a treat for audiences. His stream of consciousness style of delivering his lines incorporates f-bombs a plenty and makes you smile the whole way. In MADE, directed by Vaughn's buddy Jon Favreau, we get very well orchestrated ravings from the characters, most memorably in this rant by Ricky Slade. Pretty much any Vince Vaughn rant is gold for quoting, but this is a personal favorite.

#7 - NIL BY MOUTH

Drugs, violence, swearing. Oh, and Ray Winstone in a film written and directed by Gary Oldman. How can you go wrong? NIL BY MOUTH may be a more obscure movie on this list but definitely one you should check out. The swearing is heavy throughout and something just makes it seem both classier and more derogatory when said with a British accent. Plus, no curse word is better than the dreaded c-word.

#6 - PULP FICTION

From the Bad Motherf*cker wallet to the Dead N-word Storage, Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece is a foul-mouthed ode to profanity. Every Tarantino film masters swearing. I was tempted to go with RESERVOIR DOGS, but PULP FICTION just uses the f and n words like no other film I have ever seen. After watching it several times, you don't even notice the swearing. Tarantino is just that good a writer,

#5 - SCARFACE

The granddaddy of swearing in movies. The only thing better than Brian De Palma's uncensored movie is the hilarious network TV version where the four letter words are replaced with ridiculous other things. SCARFACE is a very stylized film that used profanity like bullets: more than necessary and enough to kill anything in it's path. Definitely not something to watch with kids in the room, but will certainly make your ears ring.

#4 - ALPHA DOG

Many overlooked Nick Cassavetes "true story" crime drama starring Emile Hirsch, Anton Yelchin, Ben Foster, Olivia Wilde, and Justin Timberlake. This is a crime unto itself. ALPHA DOG is a gritty and, well, f*cked up movie about teens involved in the wrong side of the law. I highly recommend it not just because it is good, but also because it is an inspired use of swearing. Plus, it has some sexy scenes feasturing Amanda Seyfried and Dominique Swain.

#3 - THE BIG LEBOWSKI

My favorite movie on this list, THE BIG LEBOWSKI is a brilliant reinvention of the noir film as a dark comedy. Plus, it really ties the room together. The Dude may abide and swear some nice strings of curses in this movie, but it is John Goodman's Walter that steals the swearing show. Shut the f*ck up Donny, you're out of your element. Perfection.

#2 - CASINO

Joe Pesci is the sole reason anyone who isn't into gangster movies should see CASINO. Like Goodman in LEBOWSKI, Pesci steals the show with his machine gun style of unloading profanity onto the audience's ears. Everything about his dialogue is excellent. I prefer CASINO greatly over GOODFELLAS, which often gets me dirty looks from my movie fan buddies, but I stsnd by how CASINO is a better constructed movie than GOODFELLAS. And, hands down, it wins in the profanity department.

#1 - IN THE LOOP

You may not be into British films or political films or satirical films, but if you see one British political comedy satire, make it IN THE LOOP. After seeing the brilliant new Doctor Who, Peter Capaldi, unleash the most viciously evil insults and swearing on anyone in his path, you will have a new favorite antihero. So good and so underseen by American audiences, IN THE LOOP is the best swearing you will see in any movie.

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1:24PM on 08/18/2013

You forgot 'Glengarry...'

I can't believe you didn't include James Foley's classic 'Glengarry Glen Ross'. "You got the memory of a fuckin' fly". Al Pacino was awesome as Ricky Roma, which also had the late-great Jack Lemmon spewing four letter words.
I can't believe you didn't include James Foley's classic 'Glengarry Glen Ross'. "You got the memory of a fuckin' fly". Al Pacino was awesome as Ricky Roma, which also had the late-great Jack Lemmon spewing four letter words.
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4:39PM on 08/17/2013
i wouldn't really expect a movie like The Heat to be in this top ten, but as for recent movies, it's hard to remember more F bombs in one movie. Melissa McCarthy has an absolutely filthy mouth. The F word flows freely multiple times in almost every scene. I nominate it for honorable mention 2013.
i wouldn't really expect a movie like The Heat to be in this top ten, but as for recent movies, it's hard to remember more F bombs in one movie. Melissa McCarthy has an absolutely filthy mouth. The F word flows freely multiple times in almost every scene. I nominate it for honorable mention 2013.
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2:08AM on 08/17/2013
I must be in the minority because I seriously dug this flick. I mean I was a kid when I seen it (13) but I remember seriously digging Timberlake's performance and Anton Yelchins. I think it's pretty damn underrated.
I must be in the minority because I seriously dug this flick. I mean I was a kid when I seen it (13) but I remember seriously digging Timberlake's performance and Anton Yelchins. I think it's pretty damn underrated.
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11:42PM on 08/16/2013

The Briefcase

Good list. This was vulgar profanity fest that went under the radar this year. [link]
Good list. This was vulgar profanity fest that went under the radar this year. [link]
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11:40PM on 08/16/2013

Alex dude...

Were you drunk typing this out LOLL.
Were you drunk typing this out LOLL.
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4:15PM on 08/16/2013

About as awful as it gets

About as watchable as 'Whiteboyz'
About as watchable as 'Whiteboyz'
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3:21PM on 08/16/2013
I loved that they included a clip of this in the special features in the DVD counting how many times he says "fuck" in his rant!
I loved that they included a clip of this in the special features in the DVD counting how many times he says "fuck" in his rant!
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3:00PM on 08/16/2013
I'd like to put a stop to the madness and say that while I love Casino, Goodfellas is infinitely better.
I'd like to put a stop to the madness and say that while I love Casino, Goodfellas is infinitely better.
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2:52PM on 08/16/2013
Fun list.
I know Blade Trinity isn't most people's favourite movie (or even their favourite Blade movie) but Ryan Reynolds' creative potty mouth in that film probably deserves a dishonorable mention. "Cock juggling thunder c*nt" springs to mind.
Fun list.
I know Blade Trinity isn't most people's favourite movie (or even their favourite Blade movie) but Ryan Reynolds' creative potty mouth in that film probably deserves a dishonorable mention. "Cock juggling thunder c*nt" springs to mind.
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2:25PM on 08/16/2013

"Problem with the list, Don...?"

"What's that? What'd you fucking say, cunt, what? Problem, fucking problem? No, mate, no. No fucking problem with the list, cunt. Fucking list was fine. Fucking list was alright. Fucking list was perfect. It's you. You're the problem. You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch, you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!"

-Don Logan, SEXY BEAST

IN THE LOOP is very deserving, but Don Logan would be
"What's that? What'd you fucking say, cunt, what? Problem, fucking problem? No, mate, no. No fucking problem with the list, cunt. Fucking list was fine. Fucking list was alright. Fucking list was perfect. It's you. You're the problem. You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch, you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!"

-Don Logan, SEXY BEAST

IN THE LOOP is very deserving, but Don Logan would be very fucking annoyed if he found out that he wasn't included.
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12:22PM on 08/16/2013
Fun list. I like how you mention in PF how you don't notice the cussing after repeated viewings. That's a big issue with me is when the cussing starts to get in the way of the film. This is how i felt about "this is the end." every line in that film HAS to have an F word in it and it gets pretty annoying.
Fun list. I like how you mention in PF how you don't notice the cussing after repeated viewings. That's a big issue with me is when the cussing starts to get in the way of the film. This is how i felt about "this is the end." every line in that film HAS to have an F word in it and it gets pretty annoying.
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12:18PM on 08/16/2013
I expected Bad Boys 2. What? I like it.....
I expected Bad Boys 2. What? I like it.....
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12:16PM on 08/16/2013
Awesome choice... Some of best 'Bad lines' ever!
Awesome choice... Some of best 'Bad lines' ever!
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12:10PM on 08/16/2013
So many creative uses of the word 'Fuck;. Should've won some kind of award.
So many creative uses of the word 'Fuck;. Should've won some kind of award.
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11:54AM on 08/16/2013

YES!

I would have been insulted had In the Loop not been included. It was the first movie that came to mind when I saw the theme of the list. Once you've seen it Capaldi becomes an instant legend. See i if you haven't. One of the best British film, political satires, and one of the funniest movies of the last several decades hands down.

Oh and Casino is vastly a superior film to Goodfellas.
I would have been insulted had In the Loop not been included. It was the first movie that came to mind when I saw the theme of the list. Once you've seen it Capaldi becomes an instant legend. See i if you haven't. One of the best British film, political satires, and one of the funniest movies of the last several decades hands down.

Oh and Casino is vastly a superior film to Goodfellas.
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11:38AM on 08/16/2013

U forgot 'Glengarry..'

I was really surprised you didn't have 'Glengarry Glen Ross' on this list. And yes, I agree with ihatemydent and think 'Bad Santa' should've been on this list too, but to leave out 'Glengarry Glen Ross' also starring Al Pacino?
I was really surprised you didn't have 'Glengarry Glen Ross' on this list. And yes, I agree with ihatemydent and think 'Bad Santa' should've been on this list too, but to leave out 'Glengarry Glen Ross' also starring Al Pacino?
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11:30AM on 08/16/2013
Have to agree with filmbuff85. I hated this flick.
Have to agree with filmbuff85. I hated this flick.
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10:00AM on 08/16/2013
I expected to see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in there some where.
I expected to see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in there some where.
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11:58AM on 08/16/2013
Admittedly it could have been included (the Mooby's scene alone is some of the funnies swearing ever in a movie). Not to mention Zack and Miri. Kevin smith may not have the best film career but he's better at making profanity hilarious than almost anyone else.
Admittedly it could have been included (the Mooby's scene alone is some of the funnies swearing ever in a movie). Not to mention Zack and Miri. Kevin smith may not have the best film career but he's better at making profanity hilarious than almost anyone else.
9:54AM on 08/16/2013
Damn, it's rare to hear someone preferring Casino over Goodfellas. I'm in the same boat, all the way. Both are 10/10 flicks but Casino just twists my nipples slightly harder.
Damn, it's rare to hear someone preferring Casino over Goodfellas. I'm in the same boat, all the way. Both are 10/10 flicks but Casino just twists my nipples slightly harder.
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9:45AM on 08/16/2013
I expected to see Bad Santa on this list. Billy Bob's interactions with the kid should have made the list IMHO.
I expected to see Bad Santa on this list. Billy Bob's interactions with the kid should have made the list IMHO.
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9:33AM on 08/16/2013
Sorry but this is F*cking boring. Just listening to all the swear words in films?
Sorry but this is F*cking boring. Just listening to all the swear words in films?
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9:23AM on 08/16/2013

???

Goodfellas?
Goodfellas?
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1:42AM on 08/18/2013
Casino was the alternate to Goodfellas. If you read the description, you'll notice he says he considers Casino the superior movie.
Casino was the alternate to Goodfellas. If you read the description, you'll notice he says he considers Casino the superior movie.
9:11AM on 08/16/2013
Agreed, epic.
Agreed, epic.
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9:05AM on 08/16/2013
This was a fucking Terrible film PERIOD.
This was a fucking Terrible film PERIOD.
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8:57AM on 08/16/2013

Kiss my sweaty balls, you Dalek fuck!

In the Loop was the first thing to pop in my mind when i read this title! It cracks me up this guy is now Dr. Who!
In the Loop was the first thing to pop in my mind when i read this title! It cracks me up this guy is now Dr. Who!
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8:47AM on 08/16/2013

Great fuckin list

A lot of damn good films on here, South Park, Casino, love the inclusion of Nil By Mouth, very underrated film. Love that In The Loop is the top choice, between Armando's poetry of the 'F-Bomb' and Capaldi's distinct accent (speaking as one myself, nobody swears like a Scotsman) they make cursing an art-form.
A lot of damn good films on here, South Park, Casino, love the inclusion of Nil By Mouth, very underrated film. Love that In The Loop is the top choice, between Armando's poetry of the 'F-Bomb' and Capaldi's distinct accent (speaking as one myself, nobody swears like a Scotsman) they make cursing an art-form.
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8:37AM on 08/16/2013
So this is in honor of Kick Ass 2 coming out, because Kick Ass was so vulgar, and Kick Ass didn't even make the list? Did I skip it?
So this is in honor of Kick Ass 2 coming out, because Kick Ass was so vulgar, and Kick Ass didn't even make the list? Did I skip it?
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