Review: The Expendables 2
PLOT: Thanks to their antics in the first film, The Expendables leader Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) is in hoc to shadowy CIA agent Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) to the tune of $5 million. His only way to get off Churchs shit list is to take a Chinese agent, Maggie (Nan Yu) into Albania to retrieve the cargo of a downed airplane. While there, Ross and the team are ambushed by Jean Vilain (Jean-Claude Van Damme) and his own crew of mercenaries. After they murder a key member of the team, the others vow to get even, following Vilain and his crew deep into Eastern Europe for a major showdown.
REVIEW: In every way bigger and better than the first film, THE EXPENDABLES 2 is super-charged adrenaline rush that makes up in brawn whatever it lacks in brains. By comparison, the first film- which I flipped for a couple of years ago (not that its held up that well in repeat viewings) is pretty wimpy, with this one truly delivering the kind of epic action youd expect from such burly cast of action gods.
Right from the start, its obvious that EXPENDABLES 2 has a significantly bigger budget than the first film, with the scale of the opening assault on an army base in Nepal being about three times the size of the first films South American finale. Literally millions of rounds of ammo are spent as Sly, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Jet Li, and new recruit Liam Hemsworth as Slys protégé, wreak havoc and amass a body count that has to be in the hundreds.
From there, the film admittedly loses some steam for awhile, with the crew heading stateside, and Sly getting them into dutch with Willis. Dialogue was not one of the first films strengths, and there are some groaners here too (such as Lundgrens reaction to a parachuting Jet Li- this gives new meaning to Chinese take-out). Hemsworth, as the wide-eyed innocent of the team decides to call it quits after one more go-round with the gang, and tells a story about his dog that died in Afghanistan that laid it on a little thick for my tastes- but its not as bad as all that. I actually dug the surrogate father-son bond between the aging Sly, and the young Hemsworth. Still, this is by far the dullest part of the flick.
Luckily, bad guy JCVD shows up to wreak some Van Dammage (having his own badass sidekick in Scott Adkins) - sending Sly and co., on a mission of vengeance. This is Van Dammes first time on the big screen in a while, and he looks fit and focused, and chews lots of scenery as a villain thats appropriately epic for this kind of film. I especially liked hearing Van Damme mangle the pronunciations of words like plutonium, as his crazy line readings have always been the thing about him I enjoyed most (say what you will about his acting- but the dudes having fun).
Once Sly and co., take off after JCVD, the film picks up right where the nutty opening left off, giving us a solid 45 minutes or so of pure carnage. The violence here is ramped up to ultra-violent levels, although I suspect this was still shot as PG-13, and then brought to an R with some cgid gore and dismembering, as their isnt a single usage of profanity in the film. Hmmmm
But never fear, the action delivers and there are some funny, gory jokes that would have been lost with a lower rating, and add to the hyper-stylized vibe of the film. The cast is game, with Sly once again getting the lions share of screen-time. He still looks to be in as crazy shape as he was in the first film, and his final, epic fight with Van Damme doesnt disappoint. I love seeing hand-to-hand fights in movies like this, and this bout, coupled with a nifty scrap between Adkins and Statham, are very satisfying.
Statham is once again regulated to the sidekick role, serving mostly as Slys foil, but he still gets a couple of big set-pieces, including a badass knife fight in a church (leading to the immortal line I pronounce you man and KNIFE). Jet Li is really only on board for a quick cameo, and I almost wonder why they bothered at all, as hes in it less than the cameoing heavy hitters like Arnie and Bruce. Lundgren, who was briefly a baddie in the first film, is back in the fold here; and serves as the comic relief- with lots of in-jokes satirizing his past as a Fulbright scholar, and MIT student. Randy Couture and Terry Crew mostly hang back, although they each get in some good lines. Newcomers Nan Yu and Hemsworth exist mainly to humanize Sly.
Which brings me to Bruce, Arnie, and CHUCK NORRIS
Bruce isnt in this much more than he was in the first film, but he gets in on the action a bit towards the end. Arnie, in his first role since ending his stint as Governor of California has a fairly significant part- maybe not a full-on supporting role, but more than a cameo. Like Van Damme, he seems to be relishing his return to the big-screen, and most of his dialogue consists of jokey one-liners, and knowing references to his big-screen past, and that of his co-stars. And CHUCK NORRIS? While hes not on-screen long, hes used hilariously well, in a way that slyly acknowledges his internet fame (using a fact as dialogue), and apparent immortality (in two scenes, CHUCK NORRIS probably kills more baddies than anyone else).
Behind the scenes, Sly, who directed the first film, stepped down as director, turning over the reins to Simon West. While I loved CON AIR, his other films havent done much for me- but with the big budget, West is obviously able to cut loose, and this is the most energetic film hes done since that one- and he adopts a similar tongue-in-cheek tone (although this may partially be due to Slys script, or the obvious ad-libbing Arnie did).
While Im certainly guilty of getting carried away in nostalgia in my review of the first film, Im confident that THE EXPENDABLES 2 is going to satisfy all the action junkies who might have been underserved by the last one. Its not perfect, a lot of the dialogue is still clunky, and there are some slow spots- but THE EXPENDABLES 2 is still a fing blast. If youre a fan of any of the icons in the cast (who isnt?), this is for you.
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