Drops your pants and dive in bareback!
1. AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000) – Threesome of the decade
Everything about this sequence kills me. Babes are hot, Bateman is mucho entertaining with his posturing and self love, the dialogue is biting, the tune is jumping and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a sex scene where the gals looked this bored – my bedroom aside of course. Awesome bump-hump segment from an outstanding picture.
2. MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001) – Lusting babes
Lynch’s ode to love Mulholland Drive was the ONLY TIME a non pornographic flick gave me a hard-on. Warm and erotic, I dare ya not to get bothered by this scene or the entire film for that matter!
3. REQUIEM FOR A DREAM (2000) – Ass 2 Ass
Again, not a fun scene but oh so memorable. Sad, dirty and tragic and one of the most non sexy, sex scene ever put on film IMO.
4. FRIDAY THE 13TH REMAKE (2009) – Ki, Ki, Ki, Guill, Guill, Guill
Julianna Guill and her perfect pair of melons have been engraved on my Johnson ever since I saw this hot to trot bit. Talk about sizzling hot! I want HER for XMAS. Come on Santa, ya fat, f*cking f*ck, do your job!
5. IRREVERSIBLE (2002) – 8 minute rape…ouch
I never wanted to watch this 8 minute rape scene ever again – and I didn’t, even while slapping up the scene here. But hey, I respect Noe’s audacity and I never forgot this celluloid uppercut either. Rape in all of its disgusting ugliness.
6. HOSTEL 2 (2007) – Extreme fetish
I didn’t care for HOSTEL 2 but I will never forget this warped beyond words scene. Arousing in a totally perverted and f*cked up way. And I thought I had issues…I love it!
7. FEMME FATALE (2003) – Devious kiss
The whole of Brian De Palma’s FEMME FATALE oozes of sexuality and eroticism. But I had to pick one scene, so I chose this one for obvious reasons…yummm…
8. 100 FEET (2008) – F*ck and die
This scene is a sex & horror blow-job if I’ve ever seen one. We’re tantalized with the love making and the ghostly voyeurism. Then we blow a load via the destruction of Ed Westwick. SEXY & BRUTAL SHITE!
9. THE HOLLOW MAN (2000) – Lust thy neighbor
Its not what the scene shows, its what it suggests that gets to me, specially within the context of “where” the lead character is heading psychologically. I recently saw the uncut version of this scene and it packs a bigger wallop than this edited down version. Check it out on the Hollow Man DVD. Man I miss Verhoeven within our beloved genre….
10. SNAKES ON A PLANE (2006) – Bathroom love
This scene was hot, funny, somewhat scary and just lots of damn fun! The nipple bite was genius…lol! I wish it was my snake on that plane!
HONORABLE MENTION: CHERRY FALLS (2001) – Orgy Crasher
Although this sequence worked better on paper (the script was gold – damn you MPAA… damn you) and as a great idea (a virgin orgy) than it does in the film, the bit still stayed with me since, hence the mention. RIP Brittany Murphy.
