Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Evil Roundtable

Posted 18 years ago

Remember not too long ago, when I told you about the new medieval horror flick called THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR? Well when I wrote that story, I expressed my love for anything medieval, anything horror, and especially the crossing of the...

More Halloween Comics

Posted 18 years ago

A couple days ago Mike got us all giddy with the news on a new HALLOWEEN comic coming out called HALLOWEEN: 30TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL. While that should be enough to get your butcher knife erect, today we got word on...

New X-Files 2 trailer

Posted 18 years ago

Well folks, X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE is a little over a month away from hitting theaters… and we still have NO IDEA what it’s about. And I’m loving it! This is the way flicks should be. We don’t know...

Van Heijningen’s Army

Posted 18 years ago

Zack Snyder is a genius. The man knows what he’s doing. First DAWN OF THE DEAD then 300. Not to mention the fact that WATCHMEN is looking to be something f*cking awesome! We’ve got an update today on another of...

Freestyle Haunts

Posted 18 years ago

The Hollywood Reporter dropped word today on an under the radar suspense thriller called THE HAUNTING OF MOLLY HARTLEY. While THR offers hardly any info on the flick, I did some digging and scored a bunch of info for all...

Kill of the Day #54

Posted 18 years ago

Kane, Lynch, & Willis

Posted 18 years ago

The game KANE & LYNCH: DEAD MEN came and went. I checked it out, enjoyed it, beat it. It was a pretty short game but had a decent story behind it. It’s your basic bad guy revenge flick. Had a...

I Spit on Your Remake

Posted 18 years ago

Last week Ammon was kind enough to tell us about WOMEN IN CHAINS. He pointed out that CHAINS sounds like a throwback to the wonderful exploitation flicks of the 70s and 80s. Well one of those classics flicks happens to...

3 more for 2012

Posted 18 years ago

Huge disaster movies aim for several things. Some want to be great movies, others aim for amazing special effects, great stories, whatever. Almost all disaster movies have one thing in common: they mean a fun time at the movies! What...

College Zombies

Posted 18 years ago

You know, there’s this little sub-genre that’s absolutely brilliant when done right and just plain painful when done wrong. I’m talking about the comedy-horror genre. There’s several upon several movies out there who have tried to nail this challenging task,...

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