47 Meters Down theater standee is f*cking terrifying

Some assh*le I know socially sent me a pic of themselves inside the mouth of this gaping nightmare the other night. The message read: "You would have loved this!" Bull and sh*t I would have. This standee for 47 METERS DOWN is so full of nope that anyone who tried to get me to pose inside this sumbitch can kiss ALL of my ass.

I'm joking. This looks like a blast. I don't know if the movie holds up anywhere near the quality of this standee, but if it does, then 47 METERS DOWN just might be the surprise of the summer!

You can check out a bunch of pics of the standee below and then make sure to share YOUR pics in the standee at your local theater with us on Facebook, Twitter, and/or Instagram!

47 METERS DOWN synopsis:

On the rebound after a devastating break-up, Lisa is ready for adventure while on vacation in Mexico. Even still, she needs a little extra persuasion when her daring sister Kate suggests they go shark diving with some locals. Once underwater in a protective cage, Lisa and Kate catch a once in a lifetime, face-to-face look at majestic Great Whites. But when their worst fears are realized and the cage breaks away from their boat, they find themselves plummeting to the bottom of the seabed, too deep to radio for help without making themselves vulnerable to the savage sharks, their oxygen supplies rapidly dwindling. 47 METERS DOWN is a terrifying tale of survival set in the domain of the ocean's fiercest creatures.

The flick stars Mandy Moore, Claire Holt, and Matthew Modine.

47 METERS DOWN hits theaters June 16th.


#47MetersDown #HorrorMovies #SharkMovies #SharkBait 🦈

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Very excited for this. #47MetersDown @yourfriendkendra

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Saw Snatched then we took pictures with this cuz we can't wait for the #47MetersDown #SharkBait Amc Norwalk 20 📍

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I can't wait to see Mandy Moore get eaten to death by a shark.
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