Last Updated on July 26, 2021
VAMPIRE KILLERS – December 29
Nothing like a DVD cover totally ripping off this year’s biggest zombie hit… for a flippin’ vampire movie, no less. Oh well. At least these vampires have sharp teeth and don’t glitter in the sunshine. Actually, looks like a pretty fun flick with tons of vampire killings to keep the shortest attention span interested.
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PANDORUM – December 22
This flick blew me away when I caught it in theaters, and I thought for sure more people would have loved it. But sadly, I find myself on lonesome territory discussing this flick, as most people thought it was just ‘ok.’ But screw it, listen to me (not everyone else) when I say this flick is worth your time and then some. F*ckin’ awesome space horror right here! Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster own!
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THE KEEPER – January 19
The world just doesn’t seem right if there isn’t a new Steven Seagal flick out. Right about the time I was gonna give up, out comes THE KEEPER, Seagal’s answer to looking like TAKEN but not at all. He might be bigger than your average action hero, but believe you me… Steven Seagal can still kick your ass.
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TRUNK – December 15
This little flick caught me by surprise in its sheer awesomeness. Cool cover, cool concept, there’s absolutely no reason not to check this sucker out! I’m digging the tagline, and the clever liscense plate too. Let’s just say this movie has ‘horror funness’ written all over it. That, or the marketing folks have completely fooled me and it’s really just a steaming pile of poo. Wouldn’t be the first time…
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SURROGATES – January 26th – Because Bruce Willis is in kick-ass mode, and TERMINATOR-like robots are on the recieving end!
THE MARINE 2 – December 29th – Because the action in the MARINE was phat enough to warrant a sequel… so why the hell not???
GIVE ‘EM HELL, MALONE (Blu-ray) – January 26th– Because Thomas Jane’s the f*ckin’ man, yo!
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email ([email protected]
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