TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2: GRUESOME EDITION - UPDATE - October 10th
An update would mean some differences from the first time I told you about this, and boy do I have some differences! The new cover is very TCM-remake/ SAW-esque, and the special features are exactly that- special. If I didn’t think this movie sucked that hard, it’d almost convince my broke ass to buy it. But I will say this: Dennis Hopper is one cool motor scooter.
THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES - October 31st
Classic porn has never been this good, and now it’s coming like a shot to the face with a newly remastered DVD special edition. And why we had to wait 30 + years for this is beyond me, but since it’s finally being released, I should probably stop griping. It’s your average take on IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, but instead of lots of snow and a life lesson, there’s a giant gang bang. What better way to treat yourself this Halloween….
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: THE ULTIMATE EDITION - November 7th
Since we’re talkin’ classic porn, we should also mention that Debbie and her group of fund-raising ho-bags will be blasting on the screen in an ultimate edition, one that no DVD collection should be without. They say it’ll have loads (get it) of extras, but for a movie like this… do you really need any? F*ck no! But it better be in Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound, cause you know I have to hear all the details.
THE CLASSIC SCI-FI ULTIMATE COLLECTION – September 19th
When all you need to complete your DVD collection is a few classics like TARANTULA, THE MOLE PEOPLE, THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN, THE MONOLITH MONSTERS and MONSTER ON CAMPUS, then you struck paydirt… but only if you live by a BestBuy as this is an exclusive set from Universal. This is the first time any of them have hit DVD, so grub them up while you still can… because they’ll only be available for a few more years! Mole People… thinking how that could physically happen just makes me ill…
BOY EATS GIRL - TBA – Because it’s really just a zombie movie and not a porno like the title suggests… wait, why is that a good thing?
LOVECRACKED! THE MOVIE - TBA - Because it’s a classic H.P. Lovecraft tale starring legend Lloyd Kaufman and porn star Joanna Angel… and I’ll just leave it at that. Well that and the tag line: Weapon-wielding psychopaths, evil temptresses, creatures from beyond, forces of the unknown, zombie sex. . .and a journalist without a clue. Word.
JEKYLL + HYDE– November 7th – Because the cover above rocks… what more do you want?
That's all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (email@example.com ) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!