Last Updated on July 26, 2021
After the last Top 10 it only seemed fair to offer some balance and assess some horror asses! Judging from the bullets spit last time ya’ll won’t be mad at me for doing so. Fair warning, this week’s list may be a bit more controversial. Linnea Quigley ain’t on it, and sadly, neither is SuperMarcey (though I tried for ya’ll. I really did).
The main question with a list like this is simple yet surprisingly complex – what makes a great ass? Curve, amplitude, where the cleft lies are all important considerations. But there’s also how a woman works it to keep in mind. Plus the indefinable qualities that take some subpar booty’s and lift them above the fray.
You may have figured by this point that I’m a big fan of the back cleavage. Which means I know there’s to be no agreement on a list like this. So have fun with it, spit bullets on the butts you think I must be blind to have left off, and don’t forget if you’re checking this out at work to CYA!!
10. Kristina Klebe, ROB ZOMBIE’S HALLOWEEN
Gotta love Kris in this flick. She’s sassy, aggressive, and totally unselfconscious about her extensive nudity. That’s a pretty intense mix. Plus she has the distinction of being the only woman on this list who treats us to a little back vag glimpse in her ass shot. Let me tell you, I do appreciate the fact that she went the extra mile.
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I’m not a huge fan of lithely put together babes, but Maggie Grace gets a lot of credit for making even one scene from THE FOG remake worth watching. Something about watching a lady in underwear with a smallish shirt on hits an archetypal need, even when the butt isn’t top shelf. Fortunately in this case, it is.
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Even though I liked the TCM remake, I wasn’t at all excited to go back for this prequel. Until they dropped this pic of Jordana Brewster on us. Tight jeans? Check. Imminent jeopardy? Check. High likelihood of crack escapage? Check. Round, lovely and crawling for your life is a perfectly acceptable way for a lass to go in horror land.
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I may not understand her choice in men, but it’s easy to see what draws dudes to Hudson. It’s tough to be as thin as she is and have anything going on ’round back. Often times the skinny chicks have pretty droopy butts because you need muscle and fat to make that area sing. Certainly not Sir-Mix-Alot territory here, but any ass man worth his badge is gonna be psyched to get his hands on this specimen.
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For reasons that should be obvious from the opening pic, I love Crystal Lowe’s assets. But even more, I love this look from WT2. I mean what more perfect horror scenario than a hot chick on the beach while an inbred hillbilly comes flying out to get’er? On top of that, the woman in question is a nice genetic mix of Asian and Caucasian leading to clean angular beauty and a significant booty.
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