Trailer finally drops for long-awaited vampire horror/comedy Bloodsucka Jones!

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Do you guys remember us talking about a horror/comedy called BLOODSUCKA JONES? We spent a good amount of 2009 on the film, dropping you updates every couple months… And then nothing! For two years! What’s the deal yo?!

While we don’t get any explanation for the long wait, we are offered a brand new trailer for the flick! Actually it’s the first trailer this schmuck has seen, and I say it’s about time! You can tap that shite directly below or over in our video section in all it’s retro glory.

David meets the girl of his dreams who turns out to be a vampire. When her brother and his gang of preppy douchebag vampires set out to kill him he enlists the help of Tony the worst vampire hunter ever. They team up to get in worse trouble than when they started and as all seams lost they are helped by Bloodsucka Jones the long forgotten 70’s comic book hero, vampire hunter and all around badass. Along with sexy sidekick Vanessa they train to became the mediocre heroes they were meant to be. Blood, babes, boobs, gore, chicks, vampires, severed heads, bad language, punching, kicking, biting, screaming, and gratuitous everything…..No it’s not Shakespeare it’s the best damn movie ever!

Starring Maria Canapino, Preston Gant, Jessica Dercks (below), Matt Kelly, Travis Woods, Erin Holt, Justin Armao, William Cutting, Andy Cauble, Dhanie Pappas, Duncan Tran and Suanny Serpas, BLOODSUCKA JONES comes from director Justin Armao and will be coming our way Summer 2012, according to the trailer. As soon as any other updates on this jive turkey come our way we’ll pass them right along to all of you.