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12.03.2008

Ever since I found out that the very hot Elisha Cuthbert grew up a hop, skip and step away from my house (in Montreal, Canada), I've always wondered if I can work her into a story on the site connected to my favorite sport (hockey) as well. Well, today is that day, as Dallas Star forward -- and Cuthbert ex-boyfriend -- Sean Avery decided to make an ass out of himself by calling a mini-showdown with the media in the locker room yesterday, whilst announcing to the world that a player from the opposing team of the Calgary Flames, Dion Phaneuf, was apparently bunking up with his "sloppy seconds" (referring to the very hot Elisha Cuthert, apparently). Here are his comments:

So all together now: what an ass!!

That's right, Sean Avery, not only do you look like the world's biggest douchebag because you refer to the very hot Elisha Cuthbert as "sloppy seconds" (I'd love to see your tidy firsts!), but you also just got suspended by the NHL for being "detrimental to the League or game of hockey...". Not to mention that your very own team said that if the NHL hadn't suspended you, they'd have suspended you themselves for being an all-around prick, I believe (bus meet Sean Avery and run over him, please).

But enough about that jerk-off!! It's to note that this article had zero to do with "movies" really, but since it's the slower season in movie news, I figured why not? Also, it's always nice to insert some Elisha Cuthbert into your mornings, doncha think? Clickthrough below for more slick clips of Elisha Cuthbert...my personal fave is HERE. PS: Elisha, drop Dion and email me already!

Extra Tidbit: Sorry man, I can't seem to find a better way to describe her than "very hot".
Source: TSN

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10:44PM on 12/04/2008
I have a sneaking suspicion he shot his mouth off so he wouldn't have to play Calgary. Calgary's a team with some very brutal players (Phaneuf, Iginla, Bertuzzi) so Avery knew he was going to get his ass kicked that night.

But yeah, he's a total whiner. Elisha was the best he ever had, and he's still moaning about it.
I have a sneaking suspicion he shot his mouth off so he wouldn't have to play Calgary. Calgary's a team with some very brutal players (Phaneuf, Iginla, Bertuzzi) so Avery knew he was going to get his ass kicked that night.

But yeah, he's a total whiner. Elisha was the best he ever had, and he's still moaning about it.
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4:55PM on 12/04/2008
Tsk, tsk, Mr. Avery. Always found it hilarious how Elisha was into hockey players. Phaneuf is one lucky bastard.

GO SENS!
Tsk, tsk, Mr. Avery. Always found it hilarious how Elisha was into hockey players. Phaneuf is one lucky bastard.

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11:59PM on 12/03/2008
If you don't get why the term is rude and inapropriate - especially on TV - then you need to grow up.

It doesn't refer to just someone having had a previous sexual relationship. It implies sex between all parties with in short enough time for her to still be full of the first man's juices... He called her a slut basically in the most obscene way possible. He's indeed a prick.
If you don't get why the term is rude and inapropriate - especially on TV - then you need to grow up.

It doesn't refer to just someone having had a previous sexual relationship. It implies sex between all parties with in short enough time for her to still be full of the first man's juices... He called her a slut basically in the most obscene way possible. He's indeed a prick.
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4:52PM on 12/03/2008
The NHL suspended a player for saying he doesn't get why people are into his sloppy seconds, and that's a good thing? What a league.
The NHL suspended a player for saying he doesn't get why people are into his sloppy seconds, and that's a good thing? What a league.
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1:22PM on 12/03/2008
Didn't she also go out with Mike Komisarek from Montreal? He must have gotten off lucky.

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Didn't she also go out with Mike Komisarek from Montreal? He must have gotten off lucky.

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10:58AM on 12/03/2008

Ha

Too funny , and ya it was obviously directed to Phaneuf as Avery was in Calgary at the time but Avery also once dated model and actress Rachel Hunter, the current girlfriend of Los Angeles Kings centre Jarrett Stoll.
Its true he's an asshole but he gets in your head, thats a part of his game. And Dallas did beat Calgary 3-1.
Im just sayin.....
Too funny , and ya it was obviously directed to Phaneuf as Avery was in Calgary at the time but Avery also once dated model and actress Rachel Hunter, the current girlfriend of Los Angeles Kings centre Jarrett Stoll.
Its true he's an asshole but he gets in your head, thats a part of his game. And Dallas did beat Calgary 3-1.
Im just sayin.....
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10:29AM on 12/03/2008

Couldn't agree more

with the suspension. No one talks this way about Kim Bauer. Heck, I'm shocked Jack Bauer hasn't ended this guy's life.
with the suspension. No one talks this way about Kim Bauer. Heck, I'm shocked Jack Bauer hasn't ended this guy's life.
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9:46AM on 12/03/2008
I thought that was actually pretty funny.
I thought that was actually pretty funny.
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2:50AM on 12/03/2008

We're all sloppy seconds!

I hate when people say sloppy seconds. If you think about it we are all sloppy seconds really, Unless we are all Virgins which 999/1000 of us aren't. The only reason people even use that term is because we are pissed/hurt. It's one thing to say sloppy seconds, but Elisa is the hottest woman he will ever be with so he should just shut his mouth. I don't know what happened w/them but I'm betting he regrets saying this & not just saying it, but having it on film makes it 10 times worse!
I hate when people say sloppy seconds. If you think about it we are all sloppy seconds really, Unless we are all Virgins which 999/1000 of us aren't. The only reason people even use that term is because we are pissed/hurt. It's one thing to say sloppy seconds, but Elisa is the hottest woman he will ever be with so he should just shut his mouth. I don't know what happened w/them but I'm betting he regrets saying this & not just saying it, but having it on film makes it 10 times worse! Elisha is a decent actress & extremely attractive so yeah...dumb comment!
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2:01AM on 12/03/2008
He is just mad because he has a little dick. Now flip your man scarf around your neck stick your head in the air and walk away.
He is just mad because he has a little dick. Now flip your man scarf around your neck stick your head in the air and walk away.
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1:54AM on 12/03/2008
Wow, The Boss man seems just a little pissed today. And a bit envious too, but with Cuthbert so close, can't really blame you.

And true point, Listening to my morning radio show (DC101), The host is a hockey fan and he's mentioned before that Sean Avery has always been a bit of an asshole.
Wow, The Boss man seems just a little pissed today. And a bit envious too, but with Cuthbert so close, can't really blame you.

And true point, Listening to my morning radio show (DC101), The host is a hockey fan and he's mentioned before that Sean Avery has always been a bit of an asshole.
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1:52AM on 12/03/2008

Uh...

'Sloppy Seconds' doesn't mean that elisha cuthbert is sloppy. that phrase means that whoever hooked up with her next isn't as cool because they did it AFTER the first guy.
'Sloppy Seconds' doesn't mean that elisha cuthbert is sloppy. that phrase means that whoever hooked up with her next isn't as cool because they did it AFTER the first guy.
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