Hot Oscar pics!!!

I wasn’t able to put
together my annual red carpet caption fun pics this year (honestly,
I won’t bore you with the details of the hell of my life this
weekend), but the dudes running MovieHotties.com
did a tremendous job of updating that site with pictures galore from
the Oscars, including all the red carpet shite, photos from the
ceremony itself (and yes, even the clip of Jessica Biel strutting
her shtuff!) as well as the after-party coke binges…uuuhm, I
mean…photographs. Anyway, click on any of the hot hunnies
below and decide who was the hottest babe there — and no, George
Clooney doesn’t count!!!

I personally thought
that Cameron Diaz looked as awful as usual, while my personal faves
were Sasha Baron Cohen’s fiance (I realize she has a name, but I
like saying that better), as well as the gothed-up Eva Green and
Natalie Portman (whom I don’t normally drool over, but wow…check
out the pic below). As for Clooney, well, I’m not gay or anything,
but honestly, I wouldn’t mind if that dude gave me head. Not sure if
that makes me gay or not, but that’s how I’m rolling today. Enjoy
the pics, kids.