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Palahniuk Digs Pandas

7 years agoby:

The worst thing about writing a story on Chuck Palahniuk is having to spell that name. Does that "h" go before the "p" or after the "n" or in between the "x" and the "q"? But when an interview like THIS pops up online, in which the prolific author discusses plushy sex with a Panda, I simply have no choice in the matter. While doing press for the upcoming CHOKE, Palahniuk, the film's star Sam Rockwell, and its director Clark Gregg, were cornered by an intrepid reporter over at BlackBook magazine and asked a series of derranged, clever and just downright absurd questions, having nothing to do with the film itself. Their responses are, um, illuminating to say the least.
Extra Tidbit: I hear the dude who wrote the article hasn't been laid in over a year.
Source: Blackbook

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11:41AM on 09/17/2008

it was written by a ben barna....

....no relation to you?
....no relation to you?
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4:29PM on 09/16/2008
this dude is fuckin crazy huh? i read all his stuff so i know this.
this dude is fuckin crazy huh? i read all his stuff so i know this.
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3:14PM on 09/16/2008
I've read "Choke", am moderately a fan of Palahniuk's stuff, and even I have no interest in this movie.

Wish they'd make "Survivor" already..
I've read "Choke", am moderately a fan of Palahniuk's stuff, and even I have no interest in this movie.

Wish they'd make "Survivor" already..
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2:58PM on 09/16/2008
Choke the adaptation is a travesty, while Choke the text is fabulous.

I'm not one to insist films matching the books, but, come on! It'd be nice if the adaptation matched the genre, at least.

There is so much tragedy in the protagonist's life, so to turn this into lighthearted sex romp ha ha fun is just, well, just fucking wrong.

Chucky P is a master at dark, Juvenalian [link] guts churning, eyes burning stuff. To turn his work into light Horation satire is well, like I said, fucking ">
Choke the adaptation is a travesty, while Choke the text is fabulous.

I'm not one to insist films matching the books, but, come on! It'd be nice if the adaptation matched the genre, at least.

There is so much tragedy in the protagonist's life, so to turn this into lighthearted sex romp ha ha fun is just, well, just fucking wrong.

Chucky P is a master at dark, Juvenalian [link] guts churning, eyes burning stuff. To turn his work into light Horation satire is well, like I said, fucking wrong. They can add all the boopity bops and seventies nonsense that they want, but it's a far cry from the novel's dark and bitter ironic humor.

And I would also like to see him do an original screenplay. That'd be interesting.
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10:35AM on 09/16/2008
Plushie sex. Don't hear a lot about that, but I'm intrigued.
Plushie sex. Don't hear a lot about that, but I'm intrigued.
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9:46AM on 09/16/2008

The adaptations suck!

Have Chuck write a original screenplay instead of messing with his books. I saw Choke and it sucked.
Have Chuck write a original screenplay instead of messing with his books. I saw Choke and it sucked.
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4:25AM on 09/16/2008

Whoa

Some weird ass questions there but the interview is quite entertaining. Looking forward to "Choke".
Some weird ass questions there but the interview is quite entertaining. Looking forward to "Choke".
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