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Russia's Commando
Jun. 25, 2008
When astute JoBlo reader 'exterminatrixx' pointed the way to a trailer for a "Russian remake of COMMANDO", I assumed it was simply a new action flick that was influenced by Mr. Schwarzenegger's fine work.
But nope -- while it takes a few liberties with the original (a skimobile, a hotter stewardess -- all due respect to Rae Dawn Chong), it otherwise seems like a scene-for-scene repeat of Arnie's 80s masterpiece of cartoon violence. In fact, it might be even further over-the-top. I don't know what they're saying, but I don't think it really matters. Dig it.
Source: JoBlo Video
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12:48AM on 06/28/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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That dirty shirt he had on is like some kind of ode to the Arnold action shirt archetype.
At least it wasn't Raw Deal - the black sheep of the Arnold 80's action flick family.
That dirty shirt he had on is like some kind of ode to the Arnold action shirt archetype.
At least it wasn't Raw Deal - the black sheep of the Arnold 80's action flick family.
7:12AM on 06/26/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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12:51AM on 06/26/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
honestly, if one more movie has a guy in a helicopter shooting and missing a target on the ground, i will physically yell at the screen to move the stick a little to the side, so instead of...
honestly, if one more movie has a guy in a helicopter shooting and missing a target on the ground, i will physically yell at the screen to move the stick a little to the side, so instead of strafing a neat row on each side of our hero, they could move a foot over and just blow him to smithereens...but i digress...
11:29PM on 06/25/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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11:08PM on 06/25/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Remake or no, COMMANDO will always and forever ever be a cheesy, trashy Schwarzenegger classic.
Remake or no, COMMANDO will always and forever ever be a cheesy, trashy Schwarzenegger classic.
10:41PM on 06/25/2008 Add as a friend | MFC profile