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You didn't think we'd forgotten about The Avenger's Black Widow did you?

Mar. 13, 2012by: Paul Shirey

Earlier today we released a series of character posters from Marvel's THE AVENGERS, but there just wasn't enough love given to our favorite badass hotty, Black Widow, played by the bodacious Scarlett Johansson. 

However, we've found a little something that just may perk you up:

Ah, Scarlett...you are simply a "marvel" to look at.  Let's all just take a moment and soak her in.  To do a compare/contrast to her look from IRON MAN 2 I've provided the below image, which, coupled with the above image, could possibly put you into convulsions like a kid in China watching anime after school, but let's hope it just makes you really happy and warm inside instead. 

Enjoy.  Oh, and in case you didn't know (or already have tickets), THE AVENGERS opens on May 4th 2012.  Call in sick, take the day off, play hooky, whatever.  Something tells me productivity will be down on that day.  Just a hunch.

Extra Tidbit: All right, Schmoes...long hair or short hair Widow? Sound Off!
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8:38PM on 03/15/2012
Perfect casting as usual with solo Marvel Studios. I like the longer hair better but love the Avengers poster. That one is going up in my basement!
Perfect casting as usual with solo Marvel Studios. I like the longer hair better but love the Avengers poster. That one is going up in my basement!
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4:28AM on 03/15/2012

Wait a minute...

Did her boobs shrink after Iron Man 2? What kind of ungodly skintight suits you making there Fury?
Did her boobs shrink after Iron Man 2? What kind of ungodly skintight suits you making there Fury?
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9:17PM on 03/14/2012
Definitely like it long and red.
Definitely like it long and red.
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7:06PM on 03/14/2012

I prefer no Widow....

...Or possibly no ScarJo.
...Or possibly no ScarJo.
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3:40PM on 03/14/2012

Don't get me wrong....

I have no problem drooling over Scarjo in tight black clothing, but I really think they miscast the part. Am I the only one that thinks Olga Kurylenko would have been perfect for the role?

Extra tidbit: Definitely LONG hair!
I have no problem drooling over Scarjo in tight black clothing, but I really think they miscast the part. Am I the only one that thinks Olga Kurylenko would have been perfect for the role?

Extra tidbit: Definitely LONG hair!
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12:13PM on 03/14/2012

Marketing Dept's Ruin Films

I gotta say, having Scarlett Johansson and "The Black Widow" shoe-horned into this flick hits me as nothing less than a cheap marketing ploy… one to entice desperate teenage boys.

This is painfully reminiscent to when the Batman franchise brought in Alicia Silverstone to play Batgirl and then had her just striking cool poses periodically throughout the movie. We all know how that worked out.
Are we to understand that when faced with a foe “no one hero can handle” all we need is an
I gotta say, having Scarlett Johansson and "The Black Widow" shoe-horned into this flick hits me as nothing less than a cheap marketing ploy… one to entice desperate teenage boys.

This is painfully reminiscent to when the Batman franchise brought in Alicia Silverstone to play Batgirl and then had her just striking cool poses periodically throughout the movie. We all know how that worked out.
Are we to understand that when faced with a foe “no one hero can handle” all we need is an athletic hottie who knows martial arts? What’s she going to do against superhuman, giant ice people and/or robots? Strike a sexy pose and stylishly re-load her gun in every other scene? And Deeves is right – Why the hell is she not Russian. I got a bad feeling about this – seems more style than substance.
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3:18PM on 03/14/2012
Jesus...There aren't enough thumbs down in the world for everything wrong with what you said.
Jesus...There aren't enough thumbs down in the world for everything wrong with what you said.
12:12PM on 03/14/2012

gettin the finger

Really? Two thumbs down for agreeing with someone? What a joke.
Really? Two thumbs down for agreeing with someone? What a joke.
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11:18AM on 03/14/2012

Horrible miscast.....

...horrible.
...horrible.
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9:04AM on 03/14/2012
Long hair. Facing an alien invasion (I presume), The Black Widow still looks good.
Long hair. Facing an alien invasion (I presume), The Black Widow still looks good.
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3:01AM on 03/14/2012

Long Hair....

But I still think Black Widow should have been Russian in the movie. =_=
But I still think Black Widow should have been Russian in the movie. =_=
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9:02AM on 03/14/2012
How do you know she isn't? Her name is still Romanoff, in the comic's she was originally a Russian spy and she was trained to have a perfect American accent, because how long do you think a spy would last if they were walking around speaking with a Russian accent?
How do you know she isn't? Her name is still Romanoff, in the comic's she was originally a Russian spy and she was trained to have a perfect American accent, because how long do you think a spy would last if they were walking around speaking with a Russian accent?
1:40AM on 03/14/2012

Long hair. Ofcouse.

Waaay hotter. The short hair doesn't even look like a proper styled short hair, more like she left the saloon in the middle of trimming...duty calls I guess.
Waaay hotter. The short hair doesn't even look like a proper styled short hair, more like she left the saloon in the middle of trimming...duty calls I guess.
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2:15AM on 03/14/2012
I know my hair always looks worse when I get it cut at a saloon.. Drunk stylists and all >.<
I know my hair always looks worse when I get it cut at a saloon.. Drunk stylists and all >.<
2:58AM on 03/14/2012
nice jsin.atomic! I didn't catch the typo till you pointed it out. LOL! funny stuff!
nice jsin.atomic! I didn't catch the typo till you pointed it out. LOL! funny stuff!
3:02AM on 03/14/2012
yea I hate getting my hair cut at saloons too! The stupid stylists keep falling out drunk in the middle of the cut. no hard feelings nightwalker. just pickin. lol
yea I hate getting my hair cut at saloons too! The stupid stylists keep falling out drunk in the middle of the cut. no hard feelings nightwalker. just pickin. lol
4:45AM on 03/14/2012
Damn! I only JUST found that I wrote "Saloon" instead of "Salon" after all of you point that out! I guess now the short hairdo makes more sense...LOL
Damn! I only JUST found that I wrote "Saloon" instead of "Salon" after all of you point that out! I guess now the short hairdo makes more sense...LOL
1:40AM on 03/14/2012

Well...

DoB's comments are perplexing and pretty distasteful, but I do have to admit that I never found her that jaw-droppingly beautiful or anything. She's definitely an attractive girl but, in my opinion, far from a sex symbol or even that great of an actress.
DoB's comments are perplexing and pretty distasteful, but I do have to admit that I never found her that jaw-droppingly beautiful or anything. She's definitely an attractive girl but, in my opinion, far from a sex symbol or even that great of an actress.
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1:33AM on 03/14/2012
I think these two images serve as a good example that she is losing her looks quickly. I'm sorry, but she is not aging all that well. She has been super hot for a long time, but her gut seems to be getting bigger while her boobs and ass get smaller. She is definitely not in the shape for Avengers that she was in IM2.
I think these two images serve as a good example that she is losing her looks quickly. I'm sorry, but she is not aging all that well. She has been super hot for a long time, but her gut seems to be getting bigger while her boobs and ass get smaller. She is definitely not in the shape for Avengers that she was in IM2.
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8:50AM on 03/14/2012
If your basing that off the posters than you are mistaken. The IM2 poster is definitely airbrushed to make her look bustier and thinner than she actually is.
If your basing that off the posters than you are mistaken. The IM2 poster is definitely airbrushed to make her look bustier and thinner than she actually is.
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12:48AM on 03/14/2012

Long hair

She looks way sexier in the photo from Iron Man 2. More curves, bigger boobs. Both pictures are great, but I'm going with the long hair one.
Actually, I'll take the blonde one at the bottom.
She looks way sexier in the photo from Iron Man 2. More curves, bigger boobs. Both pictures are great, but I'm going with the long hair one.
Actually, I'll take the blonde one at the bottom.
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12:10AM on 03/14/2012

First off

I'd have to say with certainty that a poster like that definitely warranted its own article, because.....dayum.

Secondly, short haired all the way.
I'd have to say with certainty that a poster like that definitely warranted its own article, because.....dayum.

Secondly, short haired all the way.
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11:55PM on 03/13/2012

Tidbit

Long hair Widow!
Long hair Widow!
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