Last Updated on July 27, 2021
It’s Christmas time, and that means DVDs galore when it comes to the horror (like how that kinda rhymed?). Yes, no theatrical releases, but we got one of the worse remakes ever made, a classic holiday slasher, a zombie western and one sci-fi epic. Yes folks, there are things to be merry about this year after all…
SLAUGHTERING STORES THIS WEEK
PULSE
Rated: UR
Directed by Jim Sonzero
Starring Kristen Bell, Ian Somerhalder, Christina Milian.
Run Time: 1 hr. 30 min.
Imagine our wireless technologies made a connection to a world beyond our own. Imagine that world used that technology as a doorway into ours. Now, imagine the connection we made can’t be shut down. When you turn on your cell phone or log on to your e-mail, they’ll get in, you’ll be infected and they’ll be able to take from you what they don’t have anymore — life.
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BLACK CHRISTMAS
Rated: R
Directed by Bob Clark
Starring Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder, John Saxon.
Run Time: 1 hr. 38 min.
It’s time for Christmas break, and the sorority sisters make plans for the holiday, but the strange anonymous phone calls are beginning to put them on edge. When Clare disappears, they contact the police, who don’t express much concern. Meanwhile Jess is planning to get an abortion, but boyfriend Peter is very much against it. The police finally begin to get concerned when a 13-year-old girl is found dead in the park. They set up a wiretap to the sorority house, but will they be in time to prevent a sorority girl attrition problem?
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THE QUICK AND THE UNDEAD
Rated: UR
Starring Clint Glenn.
Run Time: 1 hr. 18 min.
For lone bounty hunter Ryan Baskin (Clint Glenn), there are three hard rules of survival in this lawless land where the severed fingers of every flesh-eating zombie are worth their weight in gold: Kill the fresh ones first. Then pick the rotting ones off one-by-one. And most important of all, you can outrun them if you never let them lure you inside. But when Baskin is betrayed and left for dead by a gang of sadistic outlaws, he must pursue a new breed of brutal killers across a gore-drenched frontier. The infection is spreading. The plague is growing. And for one man who would not die, vengeance is now waiting within a fortress of gut- ripping horror between THE QUICK AND THE UNDEAD.
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RECON 2020: THE CAPRINI MASSACRE
Rated: UR
Directed by Christian Viel
Starring Andy Bradshaw, Kevin Kelsall, John Fallon.
Run Time: 1 hr. 28 min.
RECON 2020: THE CAPRINI MASSACRE is a sci-fi adventure set in 2020 after the earth has been laid to waste by radioactivity. Earth’s survivors live on a distant star, protected by the Galactic Marine Infantry. On a reconnaissance mission to a nearby system, the Infantry, led by Sergeant Sharp, discover the Ma’hars alien race and their laboratory of mutant terrorist monsters. Terrifying creatures, dazzling special effects, and intergalactic battles abound in this sci-fi thriller.
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