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Goofy trailer for The Secret Lives of Dorks with Jennifer Tilly has a heavy focus on boobs

Aug. 19, 2013by: Paul Shirey

Look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. This looks cheesy and low rent as hell, but the bottom line is that I laughed out loud a number of times. Call me juvenile, call me off my rocker, but I go by the rule that if it makes me laugh then it's worth sharing. Given the sheer amount of boob jokes alone, this one gets some kudos, especially when one of them involves a cupcake stuck to one. Yeah, yeah, I get it, the laughs are silly as shit and the premise is a bit overcooked, but there's still something fun about the awkward scenarios that always get a chuckle out of me. In addition, James Belushi and Jennifer Tilly show up to add some B-movie street cred and on the whole this could be some solid, mindless fun.

Take a look:

Here's the synopsis:

Samantha (a dorkette) is in love with Payton (a dork) who is in love with Carrie (a cheerleader),who dates Clark (the football captain). When Clark seeks out Payton for secret comic book lessons, Payton sees his chance to be with Carrie. But Carrie's more interested in setting Payton up with Samantha. High School's complicated, huh? And what's Clark's secret?

Again, I doubt this movie will change your life, but hey, boob jokes, a hot cheerleader, and even a cameo from The Greatest American Hero, William Katt, can't be so bad, eh? It's destined for the silly bin, for sure, but that's not such a bad thing. Or is it?

THE SECRET LIVES OF DORKS will have a limited theatrical run and iTunes release on September 27, 2013.

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4:03PM on 08/20/2013

Looks godawful.

Did they pay you guys to plug this trailer? Since when does Jennifer Tilly get publicity? Looks astoundingly awful, and Jim Belushi is the kiss of death. If you need a reason to hate him just look up David Cross' story about meeting the guy before he was famous.
Did they pay you guys to plug this trailer? Since when does Jennifer Tilly get publicity? Looks astoundingly awful, and Jim Belushi is the kiss of death. If you need a reason to hate him just look up David Cross' story about meeting the guy before he was famous.
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12:47PM on 08/20/2013

Looks pretty forgettable

Pass
Pass
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8:50AM on 08/20/2013

is it me?

or does that Riley Voelkel girl look A LOT like a young Charlize Theron???
or does that Riley Voelkel girl look A LOT like a young Charlize Theron???
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8:27AM on 08/20/2013

Not impressed

The trailer did nothing for me at all. I think I won't be paying to see this one.
The trailer did nothing for me at all. I think I won't be paying to see this one.
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7:21AM on 08/20/2013
This looks like complete shit! Limited theatrical run? Why am I not surprised. This movie won't make shit!
This looks like complete shit! Limited theatrical run? Why am I not surprised. This movie won't make shit!
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5:53AM on 08/20/2013
HAHA they are goin the route of 'The Silver Lining Playbook'
HAHA they are goin the route of 'The Silver Lining Playbook'
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7:23AM on 08/20/2013
Silver linings play book? Where do u see anything that resembles silver linings playbook? You must be 12 or 13 years old... Don't b stupid
Silver linings play book? Where do u see anything that resembles silver linings playbook? You must be 12 or 13 years old... Don't b stupid
4:02PM on 08/20/2013
@jason -- the font/poster style is very similar to 'silver linings.' stop calling people stupid when you're being stupid yourself.
@jason -- the font/poster style is very similar to 'silver linings.' stop calling people stupid when you're being stupid yourself.
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4:33AM on 08/20/2013

Reminds me of

10 Things I Hate About You. Does look entertaining.

btw... hedwig67 sell your shite elsewhere, nobody here gives a fuck, come on joblo ban this fucktard.
10 Things I Hate About You. Does look entertaining.

btw... hedwig67 sell your shite elsewhere, nobody here gives a fuck, come on joblo ban this fucktard.
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2:35AM on 08/20/2013
looks fun. might be worth a watch.
looks fun. might be worth a watch.
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12:05AM on 08/20/2013

GMA

Bought the first season of Greatest American Hero to try to take a trip down memory lane. I must have been a lenient critic back then cause it was awful.
Bought the first season of Greatest American Hero to try to take a trip down memory lane. I must have been a lenient critic back then cause it was awful.
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12:25AM on 08/20/2013
I liked it when it was on TV... but then, I was 11. The girl who played Pam Davidson was hot.
I liked it when it was on TV... but then, I was 11. The girl who played Pam Davidson was hot.
10:32AM on 08/20/2013
Agreed. My advise though, keep the illusion alive, and don't ever watch it again. The way you remember it is waaay better than it actually was. It's one of those times you can ruin your own childhood with the original material.
Agreed. My advise though, keep the illusion alive, and don't ever watch it again. The way you remember it is waaay better than it actually was. It's one of those times you can ruin your own childhood with the original material.
12:05AM on 08/20/2013

John Hughes, we already miss you

Maybe it's the trailer, but this looks like every joke recycled from every teen gross-out movie made in the past 30 years. Pass.
Maybe it's the trailer, but this looks like every joke recycled from every teen gross-out movie made in the past 30 years. Pass.
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10:26PM on 08/19/2013
Did someone say "boobs,"?..... okay, I'll watch the trailer!

Edit: It actually looks pretty good.
Did someone say "boobs,"?..... okay, I'll watch the trailer!

Edit: It actually looks pretty good.
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