Top 10 Scholastic Moments
Welcome back to school. As much as I hated going to class, there are things I'll never forget from my academic career. Raiding Mom's liquor cabinet before the big dance. Making the rookies on the basketball team dress like slutty cheerleaders. Admiring the development of the female body and not feeling creepy. Hollywood has captured some great school activities over the years and with any luck you'll be able to experience some moments like these in the upcoming semesters (minus the ones that include death and carnage). So good luck, and when that graduation day comes filled with executive career opportunities - keep me in mind. I'm going to have to get a real job one of these days.