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New shot of Lindsay Lohan as a murderous nun in Machete

07.19.2010by:

Lindsay Lohan has been curiously absent from most of the MACHETE trailers thus far, and I’m not sure why. Are the MACHETE producers really worried that association with Lohan would turn people off the project? I think at this point, Lindsay Lohan appearing in ANYthing is kind of a novelty, especially when she’s playing a role as absurd as this.

FilmTotaal has this new image of Lohan as a nun holding an Uzi with the world’s largest silencer on it. Seriously, her and Anton Chigurh from NO COUNTRY should meet up and discuss the various merits of giant silencers.

I’m assuming there will be some point where Lohan will rip off this flowing habit to reveal lingerie in the film, or else this really is a wasted casting decision. What, nuns can kill people but not be sexy? Unfair.

Click on the image to see it bigger at FilmTotaal.

Extra Tidbit: This really does have to win the "Most Random Cast of the Year" award.
Source: FilmTotaal

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5:46AM on 07/20/2010
I bet she took that silencer back to her trailer in between takes.
I bet she took that silencer back to her trailer in between takes.
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1:06AM on 07/20/2010
Check out Seikon no Qwaser if you wanna see nuns show their tits.
Check out Seikon no Qwaser if you wanna see nuns show their tits.
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12:28AM on 07/20/2010
that suppressor is fucking huge.
that suppressor is fucking huge.
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9:08PM on 07/19/2010

now that she's...

got street cred (ha ha ha ha ha), i could believe that gun toting nun schtik, but lawd almighty that has to be the most ridiculous silencer i have ever seen. the motley crew of a cast makes me wonder what sort of haliarity ensues. oh robrod...what have you gotten your self into now, i'll go see it, but with low expectations.
got street cred (ha ha ha ha ha), i could believe that gun toting nun schtik, but lawd almighty that has to be the most ridiculous silencer i have ever seen. the motley crew of a cast makes me wonder what sort of haliarity ensues. oh robrod...what have you gotten your self into now, i'll go see it, but with low expectations.
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6:28PM on 07/19/2010
Kudos to my Dutch homeboys at Filmtotaal for the scoop, the above featured picture, the extra tidbit and an overall one for JoBlo.com for being the most cool thing on earth third to BJ's and melon flavored tea.
Kudos to my Dutch homeboys at Filmtotaal for the scoop, the above featured picture, the extra tidbit and an overall one for JoBlo.com for being the most cool thing on earth third to BJ's and melon flavored tea.
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4:23PM on 07/19/2010
As much as I love RR, I just don't see this movie doing well. LL just confirms my belief.
As much as I love RR, I just don't see this movie doing well. LL just confirms my belief.
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5:11PM on 07/19/2010
Me as well. This either has sleeper-hit smell to it or BIG FINANCIAL FLOP shitfest smell.
Me as well. This either has sleeper-hit smell to it or BIG FINANCIAL FLOP shitfest smell.
11:29PM on 07/19/2010
Financial Flop? You know how much this movie cost to make? 20 Mill. The fans will flock to this. After it's theatrical run, it'll make it a CRAP TON on DVD, Rodriguez DVDS always do because he puts so much into them.

Plus, it's also got a better release date than Grindhouse...
Financial Flop? You know how much this movie cost to make? 20 Mill. The fans will flock to this. After it's theatrical run, it'll make it a CRAP TON on DVD, Rodriguez DVDS always do because he puts so much into them.

Plus, it's also got a better release date than Grindhouse...
3:09PM on 07/19/2010
You're implying I really want to see what's under that nun outfit, Paul. Lohan hasn't been hot since Mean Girls, she's a sweaty, skinny little crack whore now and I have no interest in seeing her fully clothed, let alone anywhere near naked.
You're implying I really want to see what's under that nun outfit, Paul. Lohan hasn't been hot since Mean Girls, she's a sweaty, skinny little crack whore now and I have no interest in seeing her fully clothed, let alone anywhere near naked.
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2:24PM on 07/19/2010

that's

a big ass silencer
a big ass silencer
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1:20PM on 07/19/2010
I'm willing to bet her screen time is no more than 10 minutes in this film, or she is killed off really early in the film. That would explain her absence from most the marketing.
I'm willing to bet her screen time is no more than 10 minutes in this film, or she is killed off really early in the film. That would explain her absence from most the marketing.
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1:16PM on 07/19/2010
good for her!
good for her!
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12:59PM on 07/19/2010
Ew.
Ew.
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12:49PM on 07/19/2010

Little Jailed Bird

I'm glad her ass is in jailed! Although it's her parents fault on how they raised her and manager her career to the toilet, but now it's time for her to do her time, and learn! Drinking and driving is NOT cool! Ask family members who have love ones killed due to people's stupidity!
I'm glad her ass is in jailed! Although it's her parents fault on how they raised her and manager her career to the toilet, but now it's time for her to do her time, and learn! Drinking and driving is NOT cool! Ask family members who have love ones killed due to people's stupidity!
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12:15PM on 07/19/2010
Oh Lindsay, why are you slowly killing yourself?
Oh Lindsay, why are you slowly killing yourself?
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12:16PM on 07/19/2010
yet another reason why i have a feeling that this movie will suck
yet another reason why i have a feeling that this movie will suck
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12:06PM on 07/19/2010

Lindsay..

They probably had to leave the costume on because they didn't want her massive ankle bracelet showing.
They probably had to leave the costume on because they didn't want her massive ankle bracelet showing.
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11:42AM on 07/19/2010
You could say Lindsay...
**TAKES OFF SUNGLASSES**
... can't shake the habit!
You could say Lindsay...
**TAKES OFF SUNGLASSES**
... can't shake the habit!
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12:01PM on 07/19/2010
YYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!
YYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!
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