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Teaser for the trailer to Twilight - Breaking Dawn Part 2 is awesome!

03.20.2012

Just kidding. It's not.

This obnoxious teaser for the trailer of THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2) is kind of hilarious. Seeing Bella (Kristen Stewart) running Superman-style actually made me laugh out loud and get soda up my nose. It's just so damned ridiculous.

Yeah, a lot of movies we watch are ridiculous and do crazy shit, but most of them aren't pretending to be a vampire on werewolf on human romance.

Watch Bella Sprint:

There is a billion dollar industry wrapped up in this franchise, so I can spew all the vitriol I want and it won't matter. This film is going to make a mint and many of you will either be forced to see it or will go willingly, but tell no one. Whatever the case, this film is sure to pull a hell of a profit. I just won't be throwing in my $12 bucks.

For many of you this is the equivalent of the last test you have to take before you graduate.  Then, it'll all be over and you can get your Twilight diploma and head out into the world where you can climb trees, sparkle in the sunlight, and imprint yourself on young girls.  Or, y'know, just go to college. 

The pain is almost over as the final nail in the coffin comes on November 16, 2012 when THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2) takes its final bow.

Then again, there's always DVD/Blu Ray to continue the suffering...

CLICK IMAGE TO OPEN GALLERY & SEE MORE PICS...

Extra Tidbit: The Hunger Games could not come soon enough. Female moviegoers deserve a much better franchise to fawn over (and one that guys can enjoy as well).
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8:44PM on 03/20/2012
Ok, well, at least I will have something to laugh at when I see The Hunger Games. I don't feel so horrible about watching this trailer before the film now.
Ok, well, at least I will have something to laugh at when I see The Hunger Games. I don't feel so horrible about watching this trailer before the film now.
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8:17PM on 03/20/2012
This is a selection of dialogue from the Australian movie Dirty Deeds About The Mafia trying to introduce Automatic Poker Machines into Australia in the late 1960s starring the great Aussie actor Brian Brown...... Enjoy

Jason: "Mum, mum there's a vampire under the bed"!
Brian Brown as Father: "What... A vampire?"
Jason: "Mmm.....under the bed"!
Father: "Bugger me, a vampire under the bloody bed"! "Shaz get us a stake will ya"?
"Jase, come round here mate, come to dad, that's a
This is a selection of dialogue from the Australian movie Dirty Deeds About The Mafia trying to introduce Automatic Poker Machines into Australia in the late 1960s starring the great Aussie actor Brian Brown...... Enjoy

Jason: "Mum, mum there's a vampire under the bed"!
Brian Brown as Father: "What... A vampire?"
Jason: "Mmm.....under the bed"!
Father: "Bugger me, a vampire under the bloody bed"! "Shaz get us a stake will ya"?
"Jase, come round here mate, come to dad, that's a boy....(Jason climbs onto his fathers knee) Come here". "There we go....eh" "There ya go....you know what ta do. If that vampire sticks his head out from under the bed, take this stake in both hands and stab that fuckin' vampire right through his fuckin' heart. Right..... Thats it..... Now off to bed".
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3:32PM on 03/20/2012

Tonight...

Tonight, I'm going to grab my boyfriend, look deeply into his eyes, and say, "We're the same temperature, baby." I cannot WAIT til this godforsaken trash is over.
Tonight, I'm going to grab my boyfriend, look deeply into his eyes, and say, "We're the same temperature, baby." I cannot WAIT til this godforsaken trash is over.
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3:12PM on 03/20/2012

Fail...

Total fail.
Total fail.
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3:08PM on 03/20/2012
That 3rd picture of her running......why does it annoy me so much? Arggggggg.
That 3rd picture of her running......why does it annoy me so much? Arggggggg.
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1:58PM on 03/20/2012
:) [link]
:) [link]
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1:27PM on 03/20/2012
"We're the same temperature now"

Really? THIS warrants a spot in a teaser?!
"We're the same temperature now"

Really? THIS warrants a spot in a teaser?!
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1:26PM on 03/20/2012
All trailer for the trailer are awful. This one is particularly awful because we know the trailer will be, and in turn the movie.
The only weird part was the temperature line... why did the editors feel it necessary to include that one out-of-context line..? I'll never understand Twilight.
All trailer for the trailer are awful. This one is particularly awful because we know the trailer will be, and in turn the movie.
The only weird part was the temperature line... why did the editors feel it necessary to include that one out-of-context line..? I'll never understand Twilight.
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1:15PM on 03/20/2012

Just kidding. It's not.

Thumbs up for that.
Thumbs up for that.
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1:02PM on 03/20/2012
Kill me now. Stick a stake through my heart so I never have to see any of these Twilight movies. Please, I beg you.
Kill me now. Stick a stake through my heart so I never have to see any of these Twilight movies. Please, I beg you.
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12:53PM on 03/20/2012

I lol'd

Those first two sentences cracked my shit up Paul. Thank you.
Those first two sentences cracked my shit up Paul. Thank you.
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12:49PM on 03/20/2012
I've never seen a single twilight movie...but apparently that guy and girl are the same temperature now. i'm not sure what that means. 98.6 degrees?
I've never seen a single twilight movie...but apparently that guy and girl are the same temperature now. i'm not sure what that means. 98.6 degrees?
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