UPDATED with winners! Contest: Give us your funniest Die Hard title and win a Die Hard Blu-Ray boxed set!

By Jesse Giroux

Posted 13 years ago

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

WINNERS ANNOUNCED: First of all, thanks to everyone who participated in this last-minute contest! We honestly didn’t expect this many entries, which is why it took longer to come up with a winner. In fact, since there were sooo many good options, we’ve decided to give out 3 sets and those winners are LEADHAND82 with “The harder they fall, the harder they die”, EDROXXX325 with “I don’t always die, but when I do, I die hard” and FUNPLOYEE with “Eat, Pray, Die, Hard”. Winners have been emailed but if you didn’t receive the email, please email JoBlo directly. We may have to include “guidelines” next time and remove all entries that essentially “repeat” previous entries, but in this case, we ran this on a whim and we hope a good time was had by all. BTW, someone keep track of this thread, as one of your “joke ideas” may just turn out to be the real title for the next film (I’m looking at you “Too Old to Die Hard”). IF there’s a next film, of course.

Even with the lackluster reviews A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD has received, chances are we’re going to get another DIE HARD movie and we thought it would be fun if we asked our readers to NAME the next movie in the franchise. We’re looking for comical titles like GET BUSY LIVING OR DIE HARD and I HAVE A DIE HARD-ON, so you better have a sense of humor.

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Favorite Movies: American Beauty/Psycho/Splendor/History X, 12 Monkeys, Schindler's List, About Schmidt, Fargo, Blazing read more Saddles, Bringing Out the Dead, Rushmore, Dark City, The Dark Knight, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Funny Games, God Bless America, High Fidelity, Igby Goes Down, L.A. Confidential, Leon, Magnolia, Memento, Shaun of the Dead, Se7en, Reservoir Dogs, Adaptation, There Will be Blood, Happiness, I Heart Huckabees, Grosse Pointe Blank, Frailty, The Vengeance Trilogy, In Bruges, Sunshine, Scanners, Team America, City of God, Four Lions, Requiem for a Dream, The Blues Brothers, The Road, Tae Gook Gi, Children of Men

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