It…might be a tumor. The trailer for Kindergarten Cop 2 is here.

All those unanswered questions from 1990’s KINDERGARTEN COP are about to be answered! Or, ya know, not. Assigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent (Dolph Lundgren) goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but the school’s liberal, politically correct environment is more than he bargained for. Yep, it’s KINDERGARTEN COP 2 and I assure you it exists. Proof:

As you can see, I could not sit idly by and just watch this trailer without sharing it with the few people who are checking out this article. Now the both of you can share in my pain, and perhaps a support group of some kind could be formed and after years of drug use and repression, we can overcome this . . . film. *shudders*

KINDERGARTEN COP 2 will hit DVD and digital HD on May 17, 2016. Sorry, Blu-ray fans!

Source: Universal Pictures

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