Planning on taking any trips overseas this summer? Well, if you're planning on visiting Slovakia, you might want to avoid staying at a hostel. You could end up being gagged, getting your toes cut off, and/or having one of your eyeballs burned out with a blowtorch. Not that Slovakia was your dream destination, although it might be after you check out this clip of Barbara Nedeljakova and Jana Kaderabkova in the first of Eli Roth's HOSTEL movies. I've stayed in a few hostels in my day, but I must've gotten the raw deal, because none of them had topless women walking around all over the place. On second thought, maybe staying at a hostel in Slovakia isn't such a bad idea.