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Dwayne Johnson throws a torpedo at a car in new Fate of the Furious trailer

03.09.2017

At this point do I even need to explain the FAST AND FURIOUS movies? To do so would be an insult to my time and your intelligence, so for your viewing pleasure here is the new trailer for THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS. It has cars, fight scenes, booty, Charlize Theron becoming the Queen of Cars in the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. That is until Dwayne Johnson guides a torpedo at some cars with his bare hands. Stop reading and watch it, you fool!

I mean, what can I say? This is shaping up to be the perfect movie for fans of insane, expensive, over-the-top absurdity where the phrase "damn!" is the only logical response. Just when I think these movies can't top themselves they go and have Oscar winner Charlize Theron throw cars out of buildings and have them flood down the street like the f@cking running of the bulls. It just goes to show you that, in these movies, it doesn't matter if you're baby-ass bald or have Bob Marley-style; there's always plenty of badassery to go around.

THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS arrives April 14 with Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Charlize Theron, Tyrese Gibson, Jason Statham and more.

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1:01AM on 03/10/2017

This franchise knows what it is

And that's fine by me. This is my guilty pleasure franchise. No one will ever accuse this series of being high art but what it does it does very well. All who are involved take the silliness (some would argue stupidity) seriously and that's why it works. In between the dark-serious shit that I watch I need a change of pace and this series provides that for me. I enjoy them better than any of Transformers movies. I figured at this point the things I expect out of the franchise are things blowing
And that's fine by me. This is my guilty pleasure franchise. No one will ever accuse this series of being high art but what it does it does very well. All who are involved take the silliness (some would argue stupidity) seriously and that's why it works. In between the dark-serious shit that I watch I need a change of pace and this series provides that for me. I enjoy them better than any of Transformers movies. I figured at this point the things I expect out of the franchise are things blowing up in new ways, finding different ways to destroy cars, the actors somehow being able to sell the cheesy ass lines, and a lot of mentions of family.
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12:24AM on 03/10/2017

I Am So Fucking In!

I haven't seen a single one in theaters and I'm not likley to see this one, but I will watch the shit out of this! As someone who loves bad movies that are so over the top there hilariose (Die Another Day and Sharknado being prime examples) I hope we get 10 more of these If they manage to keep uping the antie like this.

These movies exist for the writers to come up with the craziest action they can think of and as long as it continues to be THIS batshit. I'll take ten more please.
I haven't seen a single one in theaters and I'm not likley to see this one, but I will watch the shit out of this! As someone who loves bad movies that are so over the top there hilariose (Die Another Day and Sharknado being prime examples) I hope we get 10 more of these If they manage to keep uping the antie like this.

These movies exist for the writers to come up with the craziest action they can think of and as long as it continues to be THIS batshit. I'll take ten more please. Imagine how crazy this is going to get once Helen Mirren gets involved!
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12:26AM on 03/10/2017
Also repeatedly hit 5 to relive the best piece of acting Vin Diesel has ever produced.
Also repeatedly hit 5 to relive the best piece of acting Vin Diesel has ever produced.
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9:34PM on 03/09/2017
Sometimes you want a $15 burger, sometimes you want McDonalds. No one's ever going to call this franchise great, or even good, but it knows what it is, it knows what it's audience likes, and it delivers. I could care less if the actors can act or the script is witty and sharp. The only thing I come to see is crazy, balls to the wall action and Vin and Dwayne hamming it up. Maybe that's not your cup of tea, but clearly many of us like it, judging by these films exploding B.O.
Sometimes you want a $15 burger, sometimes you want McDonalds. No one's ever going to call this franchise great, or even good, but it knows what it is, it knows what it's audience likes, and it delivers. I could care less if the actors can act or the script is witty and sharp. The only thing I come to see is crazy, balls to the wall action and Vin and Dwayne hamming it up. Maybe that's not your cup of tea, but clearly many of us like it, judging by these films exploding B.O.
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6:31AM on 03/10/2017
I thought they made a very good movie with part 5, but after that it all went downhill
I thought they made a very good movie with part 5, but after that it all went downhill
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4:44PM on 03/09/2017

I am without words....

And not in a good way.
This just looks like a bad remix of die another day and
Xxx. I dont think it really matters who's the director anymore, all they have to do is make a over the top ridicoulus cgi fuckfest movie.
And that trailer showed way too much.
And not in a good way.
This just looks like a bad remix of die another day and
Xxx. I dont think it really matters who's the director anymore, all they have to do is make a over the top ridicoulus cgi fuckfest movie.
And that trailer showed way too much.
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4:03PM on 03/09/2017

Pure trash

All of these movies are complete dog shit. "Action hero guys", hot girls, fast cars. They are made for mindless fun but they are genuine garbage.
All of these movies are complete dog shit. "Action hero guys", hot girls, fast cars. They are made for mindless fun but they are genuine garbage.
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12:48PM on 03/09/2017
As The_ConMan put it, if we (sensible film-lovers) cannot thrust ourselves at the cinematic equal of dog shit in a canoe melting in the sun, we are too "avant-garde" and cannot appreciate a movie franchise for its supposedly three-dimensional characters. Don't make me laugh. No harm done if you want to dish out ten bucks for three hours of your life, but don't give us this bull about three-dimensional characters in this franchise. There are quality pictures out there with qualified
As The_ConMan put it, if we (sensible film-lovers) cannot thrust ourselves at the cinematic equal of dog shit in a canoe melting in the sun, we are too "avant-garde" and cannot appreciate a movie franchise for its supposedly three-dimensional characters. Don't make me laugh. No harm done if you want to dish out ten bucks for three hours of your life, but don't give us this bull about three-dimensional characters in this franchise. There are quality pictures out there with qualified three-dimensional characters and DECENT ACTING. Time to piss or get off the pot.
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2:00PM on 03/09/2017
Couldnt agree more, we have to be able to call a bad film a bad film, thats is to look at the film objectively rather then subjectively. This franchise is so unique, its like a never ending rolling ball of nostalgia, just gathering more fans as it barrels downhill, i really dont get it but i respect it, even though i loathe this franchise post 2 fast, they are absolutely cringeworthy, need for speed had better racing then these movies
Couldnt agree more, we have to be able to call a bad film a bad film, thats is to look at the film objectively rather then subjectively. This franchise is so unique, its like a never ending rolling ball of nostalgia, just gathering more fans as it barrels downhill, i really dont get it but i respect it, even though i loathe this franchise post 2 fast, they are absolutely cringeworthy, need for speed had better racing then these movies
2:50PM on 03/09/2017
I'm down with everything both you said. I won't even red box this movie.
I'm down with everything both you said. I won't even red box this movie.
10:16AM on 03/09/2017
Looks like they've got another homage to Point Break in here.
Looks like they've got another homage to Point Break in here.
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2:53PM on 03/09/2017
The original point break is THE shit!! I love that movie. The point break remake was DOG shit. Unwatchable.
The original point break is THE shit!! I love that movie. The point break remake was DOG shit. Unwatchable.
12:48AM on 03/10/2017
I sort of like the remake. I would never mistake it for a good movie but It was different enough I didn't hate it. The original however is still one of the best action movies of the 90's, one of Keanu's best movies, and one of the best dude-bro flicks ever made (by a woman no less).
I sort of like the remake. I would never mistake it for a good movie but It was different enough I didn't hate it. The original however is still one of the best action movies of the 90's, one of Keanu's best movies, and one of the best dude-bro flicks ever made (by a woman no less).
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10:00AM on 03/09/2017
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Tell me more about how it's dead lol
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Tell me more about how it's dead lol
10:32AM on 03/09/2017
Fast 4 - $363m - RT 28%
Fast 5 - $629m - RT 77%
Fast 6 - $789m - RT 69%
Fast 7 - $1.51b - RT 79% (franchise high)

this is one of the few series that is actually getting better as more movies come out. im all for stopping a series when it gets stale or boring, but we clearly are not at that point yet here
Fast 4 - $363m - RT 28%
Fast 5 - $629m - RT 77%
Fast 6 - $789m - RT 69%
Fast 7 - $1.51b - RT 79% (franchise high)

this is one of the few series that is actually getting better as more movies come out. im all for stopping a series when it gets stale or boring, but we clearly are not at that point yet here
2:05PM on 03/09/2017
So your equating box office gross to equality?? LOL, no wonder these movies keep doing well
So your equating box office gross to equality?? LOL, no wonder these movies keep doing well
2:12PM on 03/09/2017
**quality**
**quality**
2:13PM on 03/09/2017
Not office is the studios reason for making them, which whether we like it or not, is the most important factor. but these movies also score pretty high with audiences and critics. The last one scored a 79% on Rotten Tomatoes. Not an infallible scoring system, i know, but it does prove that people generally liked the movie. enough to earn record numbers at the Box Office. You dont have to like it, but your opinion doesnt sway other people from liking the movie
Not office is the studios reason for making them, which whether we like it or not, is the most important factor. but these movies also score pretty high with audiences and critics. The last one scored a 79% on Rotten Tomatoes. Not an infallible scoring system, i know, but it does prove that people generally liked the movie. enough to earn record numbers at the Box Office. You dont have to like it, but your opinion doesnt sway other people from liking the movie
2:25PM on 03/09/2017
First of all high box office doesnt necessarily mean the majority like the films. Every FF movie sinks like a DC movie in its second weekend because most of the core fan base shows up first. It is true that this franchise is an anomoly, but i think with the departure of Paul Walker its gonna lose steam going forward and lose its core fan base over the next few films
First of all high box office doesnt necessarily mean the majority like the films. Every FF movie sinks like a DC movie in its second weekend because most of the core fan base shows up first. It is true that this franchise is an anomoly, but i think with the departure of Paul Walker its gonna lose steam going forward and lose its core fan base over the next few films
2:27PM on 03/09/2017
Foreign box office is a whole other animal
Foreign box office is a whole other animal
9:40AM on 03/09/2017
People are going to judge this movie and talk about how much of a big piece of shit it is etc, thats nice. But for alot of people growing up with these flicks, these characters are more 3 dimensional than half the characters we get in movies these days and are ok with them being loud dumb and FUN. Why? because unlike alot of other movies, they do have heart. Yes it's all about family and they hit you over the head with it, but there is a reason why they are consistently making more and more
People are going to judge this movie and talk about how much of a big piece of shit it is etc, thats nice. But for alot of people growing up with these flicks, these characters are more 3 dimensional than half the characters we get in movies these days and are ok with them being loud dumb and FUN. Why? because unlike alot of other movies, they do have heart. Yes it's all about family and they hit you over the head with it, but there is a reason why they are consistently making more and more money as they go on. Because audiences enjoy them and actually care. So if for some reason, you are too avant guard to enjoy these films. So be it, but I don't mind turning off my brain and spending 2h40 mins with Toretto, Letty, Tej, Roman, Deckard and Hobbs.
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2:08PM on 03/09/2017
Cuz they are, shit. Absolute pile of shit, any movie that costs 200 million and makes me fall asleep is uh whatch call it? Oh ya, SHIT
P.s if fast and furious was a dude tyrese would be sucking its fat cock
Cuz they are, shit. Absolute pile of shit, any movie that costs 200 million and makes me fall asleep is uh whatch call it? Oh ya, SHIT
P.s if fast and furious was a dude tyrese would be sucking its fat cock
2:11PM on 03/09/2017
Tyrese- "please (gobble) put me in the next one (gobble)
FF-"shhh, shhh"
Tyrese- "please (gobble) put me in the next one (gobble)
FF-"shhh, shhh"
1:08AM on 03/10/2017
" but there is a reason why they are consistently making more and more money as they go on. Because audiences enjoy them and actually care"

A wiseman (depending on who you ask) once said something like "People like me because, I tell it like it is". So why does this franchise keep going? Well for starters, people don't actually care about the characters (how can you when they've reached superhuman levels of invincibility?), the plot (Admit it! You just want to see exotic ass!) or the
" but there is a reason why they are consistently making more and more money as they go on. Because audiences enjoy them and actually care"

A wiseman (depending on who you ask) once said something like "People like me because, I tell it like it is". So why does this franchise keep going? Well for starters, people don't actually care about the characters (how can you when they've reached superhuman levels of invincibility?), the plot (Admit it! You just want to see exotic ass!) or the "family" theme (A guise to give these characters a "deeper" purpose - OH PLEASE!!)

If I must "tell it like it is" you only care about the cars and thats why this franchise goes on and keeps making money. No seriously, take away the cars and what are you left with? This is also why the Transformers movies despite fanboys wailing about the viscious anal- rape of their childhoods keep going. Its all about the sports-cars that you will buy one day, or proudly display on your pc/smartphone or tablet desktop... Oh, and also to some extent its about the latest in military hardware (recruiters are standing by).

So when you leave the cinema you're not thinking " Aww, Dom & Letty really love each other!" your thinking " I gotta pimp my car like Dom's [Insert: Muscle Car] or tune it up like Brian's [Insert: Japanese Import] " And off you go to your nearest dealership or Car Accessory Store. The movie has fufilled its purpose and besides why else do think these flicks end with disclaimers about "responsible driving"? Which other action movies do that??
11:20PM on 03/10/2017
dickfrost keeps thinkin about tyreese and his genitals lol
dickfrost keeps thinkin about tyreese and his genitals lol
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