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Prepare to be mutilated with the trailer for Texas Chainsaw 3D

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Well, you knew it was coming and here it is; the first trailer for TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D.  There's nothing here that looks any different from what we've seen before.  Attractive women, clueless guys, a strange house, and a guy with a chainsaw and masks of human faces.  Just your typical Sunday afternoon fare.

Directed by John Luessenhop (TAKERS) and starring Alexandria Daddario (HALL PASS), Tania Raymonde (Lost), Bill Moseley, Richard Riehle, and Scott Eastwood, the film is another jaunt down reboot lane, attempting to retell the story of Leatherface by setting in the 1970's and helping to reestablish the series for another set of sequels with more of the same. 

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I don't particularly dislike these films.  In fact, I find these to be more entertaining than the usual horror stereotypes as the filmmakers usually supply us with an R-rating and some particularly attractive stars to oogle.  Alexandria Daddario and Tania Raymonde don't exactly singe my eyeballs, so this will likely work out just fine for what it is.  I don't care for the 3D aspect, but whatever.  It is what it is. 

TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D starts slicing things up on January 4, 2013.

Extra Tidbit: Who's your favorite Texas Chainsaw babe? It's really hard to choose between Jessica Biel and Jordana Brewster. I may have to call a tie.
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8:06PM on 11/08/2012
I love the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, but this looks like total and complete crap. What were they thinking?
"There's nothing here that looks any different from what we've seen before. Attractive women, clueless guys, a strange house, and a guy with a chainsaw and masks of human faces. Just your typical Sunday afternoon fare."
I love the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, but this looks like total and complete crap. What were they thinking?
"There's nothing here that looks any different from what we've seen before. Attractive women, clueless guys, a strange house, and a guy with a chainsaw and masks of human faces. Just your typical Sunday afternoon fare."
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12:25PM on 09/14/2012
This looks like a piece of shit. And this is coming from someone who is a fan of the franchise (for the most part). The only thing it had going for it, which everyone else has mentioned, is Alexandra Daddario. Can't even tell what the time setting is, is it current day? If so, very lame.
This looks like a piece of shit. And this is coming from someone who is a fan of the franchise (for the most part). The only thing it had going for it, which everyone else has mentioned, is Alexandra Daddario. Can't even tell what the time setting is, is it current day? If so, very lame.
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5:14AM on 09/14/2012
Not really diggin' the trailer at all, but it could be a fun movie. The 2003 one is easily one of the best trailers of that year and it still amazing to watch. Here's the link [link]
Not really diggin' the trailer at all, but it could be a fun movie. The 2003 one is easily one of the best trailers of that year and it still amazing to watch. Here's the link [link]
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1:31AM on 09/14/2012

Looks out of place

I liked the 2003 remake, the film carried a 1973 vibe and old fashion gritty look, even in it's trailer. This trailer had pretty much none of that. The actors themselves look like they just walked out of the makeup trailer and on to the set. Come on Hollywood! Give us a smart and creative looking horror film, last great one was "The Decent".
I liked the 2003 remake, the film carried a 1973 vibe and old fashion gritty look, even in it's trailer. This trailer had pretty much none of that. The actors themselves look like they just walked out of the makeup trailer and on to the set. Come on Hollywood! Give us a smart and creative looking horror film, last great one was "The Decent".
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9:06PM on 09/13/2012
Ive liked all the new Texas chainsaw films so I'm looking forward to it. This is one remake where I feel they got right.
Ive liked all the new Texas chainsaw films so I'm looking forward to it. This is one remake where I feel they got right.
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8:51PM on 09/13/2012
I'm actually a really big fan of the 2003 remake. While it was far from a great film I thought Leatherface was legit scary and the film had a nasty uneasy tone to it. This trailer looks very stupid. Looked too bright for a Texas Chainsaw Massacre film. Like not gritty enough. With that said.....damn is that lead girl hot! I agree with others. She alone might guarantee a ticket
I'm actually a really big fan of the 2003 remake. While it was far from a great film I thought Leatherface was legit scary and the film had a nasty uneasy tone to it. This trailer looks very stupid. Looked too bright for a Texas Chainsaw Massacre film. Like not gritty enough. With that said.....damn is that lead girl hot! I agree with others. She alone might guarantee a ticket
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6:19PM on 09/13/2012
Alexandra Daddario could be in any movie and I would go watch it.
Alexandra Daddario could be in any movie and I would go watch it.
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4:11PM on 09/13/2012

The main chick is hot

Could be a good movie, or a guilty pleasure.
Could be a good movie, or a guilty pleasure.
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3:37PM on 09/13/2012
hmm... it looks just like the 2003 TCM. It looks like the same place it was filmed at even. ....Other than that, I need to see another trailer. I didn't like this one too much. I have intentions to see this movie, but I still would like to see a better trailer.
hmm... it looks just like the 2003 TCM. It looks like the same place it was filmed at even. ....Other than that, I need to see another trailer. I didn't like this one too much. I have intentions to see this movie, but I still would like to see a better trailer.
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3:27PM on 09/13/2012
Despite the fact that this is EXACTLY what Cabin in the Woods was satirizing in the first place, I still think this looks awesome!
Despite the fact that this is EXACTLY what Cabin in the Woods was satirizing in the first place, I still think this looks awesome!
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3:08PM on 09/13/2012
I love Raymonde, but is this connected to the Platinum Dunes films at all? With R. Lee Ermy?
I love Raymonde, but is this connected to the Platinum Dunes films at all? With R. Lee Ermy?
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2:29PM on 09/13/2012

Alexandria Daddario

Count me in
Count me in
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