Video game movies are awful. Just…awful. Look, I know people might look at some and go, “Well this one is nowhere near as bad as this one and…um…this one had this girl in short shorts.” But that’s like comparing a McDonald’s burger, a tuna roll that’s been left on top of hot dumpster, and the piece of white dog poo in the gutter. It’s all horrible! All of it! It will all kill us from the inside no matter what. It doesn’t matter if it’s last year's WARCRAFT or ASSASSIN’S CREED, or the entire RESIDENT EVIL franchise and anything Uwe Boll has put his tentacles on. But no matter how bad it all is, there’s always THE WORST, and we here at Joblo have whittled it down to the 10 worst video game movies of all time. Granted that’s like taking it down to the 10 worst venereal diseases, but there’s always some that will kill you faster than others.
