I didn't realize preservation of perishible foods is of their utmost concern but the the teaser poster for THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 below comfortingly shows us the precautions taken by deranged hillbilly mutants after they murder and rape the skulls of their prey, measures for healthy living which apparently involve lovingly wrapping up the defiled carcasses of their victims as if they were cuts of meat from the butcher shop. Hygiene, baby. Looks like a certain group of adorably vicious mountain dwellers are more Gallant than Goofus.
But please, don't let my good-natured ribbing deter you, the poster is pretty dang cool so move that gaze of yours just a tad more feetward, buddy. The Wes and Jonathan Craven-penned HILLS 2 opens March 2nd. Look for a teaser trailer attached to TURISTAS on December 1st!
Extra Tidbit:
Jonathan Craven, Wes' son, has worked under various roles, usually property assistant, on several films including some of his father's as well as the underrated Owen Wilson-starring THE MINUS MAN. His previous writing credit is for WES CRAVEN PRESENTS MIND RIPPER (the working title for which was THE HILLS HAVE EYES 3).
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3:12PM on 11/23/2006
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