Hills 2 teaser poster

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by: Jonathan Frey Nov. 22, 2006

I didn't realize preservation of perishible foods is of their utmost concern but the the teaser poster for THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 below comfortingly shows us the precautions taken by deranged hillbilly mutants after they murder and rape the skulls of their prey, measures for healthy living which apparently involve lovingly wrapping up the defiled carcasses of their victims as if they were cuts of meat from the butcher shop. Hygiene, baby. Looks like a certain group of adorably vicious mountain dwellers are more Gallant than Goofus.

But please, don't let my good-natured ribbing deter you, the poster is pretty dang cool so move that gaze of yours just a tad more feetward, buddy. The Wes and Jonathan Craven-penned HILLS 2 opens March 2nd. Look for a teaser trailer attached to TURISTAS on December 1st!

Source: Fox Atomic

Extra Tidbit: Jonathan Craven, Wes' son, has worked under various roles, usually property assistant, on several films including some of his father's as well as the underrated Owen Wilson-starring THE MINUS MAN. His previous writing credit is for WES CRAVEN PRESENTS MIND RIPPER (the working title for which was THE HILLS HAVE EYES 3).

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Rohan
3:12PM on 11/23/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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I see your point "GavinE" but anyways, lets wait for the movie to come out. That little clip I saw back then was really really cool.

Rohan
I see your point "GavinE" but anyways, lets wait for the movie to come out. That little clip I saw back then was really really cool.

Rohan
 
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GavinE
2:25AM on 11/23/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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Well, I like the simple title they chose instead of the rejected one which was "The Hills Have Eyes But They Lost Their Contact For A Second So They Couldn't See You At The End Of The First One But They Found It And Put That Contact Liquid On It And Put It Back In So They Can Totally See You Again....2"
Well, I like the simple title they chose instead of the rejected one which was "The Hills Have Eyes But They Lost Their Contact For A Second So They Couldn't See You At The End Of The First One But They Found It And Put That Contact Liquid On It And Put It Back In So They Can Totally See You Again....2"
 
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Rohan
10:23PM on 11/22/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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HI "GavinE" well your title choosing is catchy and cool, but they wouldn't choose "Hills Have 2 Eyes" cause first of all if we think according to the script, there are more than one "MAN EATERS" But I liked your as well. No offense to you at all... lol

Rohan
HI "GavinE" well your title choosing is catchy and cool, but they wouldn't choose "Hills Have 2 Eyes" cause first of all if we think according to the script, there are more than one "MAN EATERS" But I liked your as well. No offense to you at all... lol

Rohan
 
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GavinE
6:53PM on 11/22/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
The greatest title ever
If they were smart they would call it the Hills Have 2 Eyes. Which, in my opinion, is both anatomically correct and catchy!
If they were smart they would call it the Hills Have 2 Eyes. Which, in my opinion, is both anatomically correct and catchy!
 
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DGE Fuller
3:16PM on 11/22/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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I didn't even know there was a sequel planned. I'll check it out though, as I really liked its predecessor, I thought it really improved upon the original. I never saw part 2 though, but I'm guessing this will follow a different plot as sequels to remakes tend to. I am such a two-faced movie whore, slagging off the thing remake and praising this franchise!
I didn't even know there was a sequel planned. I'll check it out though, as I really liked its predecessor, I thought it really improved upon the original. I never saw part 2 though, but I'm guessing this will follow a different plot as sequels to remakes tend to. I am such a two-faced movie whore, slagging off the thing remake and praising this franchise!
 
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Rohan
12:22PM on 11/22/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
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I can't wait for this second installement either. The first one was pretty cool and this one is cool too. I saw the little clip from it back then when they show some soldiers and a man eating a dead body his back facing towards the camera.

TITLE : THE HILLS STILL HAVE EYES" sounds cool, as "tylerj" said. Let me put my idea behind a title also :-) What if they would choose this o...
I can't wait for this second installement either. The first one was pretty cool and this one is cool too. I saw the little clip from it back then when they show some soldiers and a man eating a dead body his back facing towards the camera.

TITLE : THE HILLS STILL HAVE EYES" sounds cool, as "tylerj" said. Let me put my idea behind a title also :-) What if they would choose this one,

"EYES BEHIND THE HILLS" as they are looking and staring from the back of the hills.

-Rohan
 
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tylerj
12:00PM on 11/22/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
they should call it "The Hills Still Have Eyes"

har har har
they should call it "The Hills Still Have Eyes"

har har har
 
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unspokendirecto
11:13AM on 11/22/2006 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Personally, I liked the "Hills" remake as well as it's predecessor and I am looking forward to this one. I have a sick twisted mind and like watching these type of films every once in a while.
Personally, I liked the "Hills" remake as well as it's predecessor and I am looking forward to this one. I have a sick twisted mind and like watching these type of films every once in a while.